[Meta-Troll]

[Ds Da Man]

Jedi rule-borg drool.
Back into obscurity.

 

[Jdvn1]

Some people try to offer meaningful, well-though-out advice.

Some people attempt to point out that it's an obvious troll.

Some people argue with the people pointing out that it's an obvious troll, and cite how rude they are to suggest that.

Points all of this out to a moderator, hoping to get the thread closed as quickly as possible.

Not that I speak from experience, mind you.

Furry sex-related trolls indeed. Why, I never...

Not that anything like this has ever happened (especially on this incarnation of the boards )

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

Points all of this out to a moderator, hoping to get the thread closed as quickly as possible.

Not that anything like this has ever happened (especially on this incarnation of the boards )

There is no record of anything like this happening (now)

 

[Imruphel]

Bored by the fact that the thread is dying, drops in some offensive anti-(name of politician) and anti-(name of religion) comments with a vain attempt to disguise same comments as an analysis of Star Wars.

 

[Swedish Chef]

Chants and performs dark rituals to complete the Thread Necromancy Ritual, restoring a pointless post to the front page.

And also increases his tiny post count by yet one more.

 

[Primitive Screwhead]

Decry's the Chef's Thread Necromancy as inherently evil as it invariably creates a repeat of the entire argument with most of the same people, beating the poor dead horse until it dies in a horrifying and blood curdling manner.

Wanders into a tangent about the alignment system...

Wanders into a tangent about Palidons and terrible GM's who hose them...

Remembers at least 5% of the post should be back on topic and apoligizes for posting at 2 am with a severe headache due to having caffeine withdrawals.

Puts in a smiley to make myself feel better...

 

[paradox42]

Jedi rule-borg drool.
Back into obscurity.

Released from shrunken-ego lurkdom by the combination of wicked Thread Necromancy and an answer to my original post, quote Da Man's succinct argument and proceed to take it apart piece by piece, word by word, giving the entire thread a new longest post and demonstrating both great intellect and a spectacular lack of wisdom in where to apply it. Adds numerous smileys throughout post to accentuate various remarks, deflect attention from otherwise-ban-inducing flames, and just because I like the cute yellow faces. :\

Oh, and increase my post-count by one.

 

[Nifft]

you... you... you big jerk you.

States that he has no idea what Nifft means and that hollyood, while producing quite a bit of cheese, is of a terrible quality.

Quotes this, because at least it mentions my name, then decides that no one is actually paying attention to me so just hits "post" without adding anything of substance.

Sulks off to have a scotch. Alone.

 

[Silver Moon]

Lurks again. Decides to go join Nifft for a drink of scotch.

Makes a quick nonsense post with one last attempt at derailing the thread by mentioning both 4th Edition and Lord of the Rings.

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

Aahk it's back. What does it take to kill a Meta-Troll?