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Milo Windby's Collected Story Hour

Re: Will the REAL Milo Windby please step forward?

Sniktch said:
Hmm, for the past year I thought Milo Windby was the extremely cowardly arcane trickster that hides from all the big nasties I throw at him each week while the rest of the party deals with it.

Thank you, its refreshing to read about an alternate dimension Milo who's first response to each situation is NOT, "I take a 10 for my Hide check - that's a 44."

His second response? That's easy: "I read my scroll of expeditious retreat and run away."

Yeah, the dirty secret is out. Milo Windby is a randomly generated name from the WotC Character Generator. I liked it so much that I had to keep it.

It's sad that there are other PCs out there sullying Milo's good name. Throw some blindsighted, supersensitive creatures and an anti-magic aura at him, see how cowardly he can be then. :D

I hope you enjoy the story hour, Sniktch. Your visit is appreciated.

As for updates, I probably won't have one until around Tuesday. I would normally write one up today or tomorrow, but my time is running out for today and tomorrow Milo will be enjoying the thrill rides of Six Flags. Take care all!
 

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Re: Re: Will the REAL Milo Windby please step forward?

Milo Windby said:
Yeah, the dirty secret is out. Milo Windby is a randomly generated name from the WotC Character Generator.
Shocking. I stand here agog......er somethin'. A un-original name.....what will you steal next?

Some have claimed my name's been other places too. Not a chance! It's got my original hob-nailed boot prints all over it.

...tomorrow Milo will be enjoying the thrill rides of Six Flags.

Have fun! Meanwhile Nail and all th' little nails went off t' enjoy th' zoo. The lions actually roared at us....very impressive...th' depth and timber of that sound is simply amazing. Th' smallest Nail loved it! ("Da....., li-on go RAAAR!")
 

Nail said:

Have fun! Meanwhile Nail and all th' little nails went off t' enjoy th' zoo. The lions actually roared at us....very impressive...th' depth and timber of that sound is simply amazing. Th' smallest Nail loved it! ("Da....., li-on go RAAAR!")

You realize she'll be going "RAAAR!" for the next few weeks. I love that.

We had a blast. Not quite as fun as Paramount King's Dominion or Busch Gardens, but a thrill nevertheless. The little Brigit got to ride the Wile E. Coyote Acme rollercoaster. Heh heh heh.

Story post coming soon. I'm sitting down to write it now.
 

Temple of Elemental Evil – part 55 (session 24)

”Nothing for it but to go in then,” Milo said after Mazi’s arcane eye gave out.

The shimmering of the bronze in the room could be seen down the hall as they approached. The floor dropped steeply to a packed dirt bottom before the passage actually entered the room. Milo stood at the edge of the sixteen-foot drop and peered into the room. The walls were covered in beaten brass, glowing dully from his lantern-light. Above their heads was the bronze latticework. They could tell now that it was a ladder constructed to lead from the pit floor up to their level once the bronze chain at the other end was pulled down. The chain hung a full ten feet above the ground of the pit, inaccessible to even Jeremiah’s height. The narrow ledge Mazi described led around the room. At six inches wide even Milo was reluctant to risk it. They couldn’t quite make out what was under the two archways from their vantage point.

”Anyone interested in finding out what would happen if we got in?” Milo asked the others.

”Nah.” said Brigit.

”Not really.” said Mazithra.

Jeremiah shrugged.

”Didn’t think so. Okay, let’s go.” Milo said with indifference.

They turned their backs on the pit and explored elsewhere. The passage to the west of the fountain led to the north. The dim light that they were so accustomed to in the bowels of the temple gave way to what appeared like sunlight. The bright light emanated from the ceiling of a large room at the end of the passage.

It took a few seconds for Milo’s vision to adjust for the light. He looked to the ceiling, half-expecting a tunnel to the surface. The blue sky winked back at him, fluffy white clouds drifted by lazily. The one problem was that the sky was only a few feet above their heads, an illusion for certain. Milo lowered his gaze to the room.

It was no welcome sight. The floor was a writhing mass of fur. He had no way to tell how many there really were, but a veritable army of dire rats and jackals snarled and snapped at each other, drool slavering from their jaws. They all seemed to be concentrating on a stone slab set just out of their reach. Atop the slab was a pair of humans, one man and one woman. They were shackled to the slab with just enough slack to fend off one of the rats or jackals when they eventually scrabbled atop from the backs of others. Their gear was just out of their reach, a cruel mockery to the bound prisoners.

A movement on the wall brought Milo’s eyes up. Their captors sat inside four alcoves set up on the walls. A cackling harpy squatted in each, their grimy feathers flapping and their dirt-caked talons scratching the ground. Just as Milo noticed them they seemed to notice the adventurers. With an ear-splitting screech the harpies took flight, zeroing in on the entrance and the four interlopers.

Something dimly registered with Milo as the harpies closed in. Their screeches didn’t seem to affect him like the lone harpy they fought on the first level so long ago. He set the fact aside and prepared for the onslaught. The two prisoners noticed the newcomers and shouted for help as they battled off more rats and jackals.

The first two harpies swooped down on Brigit and Jeremiah. The two managed to fend all but one claw off. Jeremiah’s armor protected him from most of the damage, but the harpy drew a small amount of blood. Mazi’s bow twanged next to Milo, firing off a quick arrow. She was taken aback when it reflected off the harpy’s skin with an audible “CHINK”, almost the sound of an arrow hitting a stone wall. Mazi reached for a carefully hoarded magic arrow from the cursed caves. She fired again but this time the harpy was aware of the attack. The enchanted arrow flew wide and shattered on the wall.

Milo knew just what to do. He called on Usamigaras’ trickery and cast confusion. He watched in satisfaction as the temporary insanity spread throughout the room. All but one of the harpies was hit by the wave of confusion. A few of the beasts were outside of the range, but a good half of them were affected. Another inconsistency registered in Milo’s mind, none of the dire rats seemed affected by his spell.

He soon found out why. As the jackals set upon each other and the rats a very odd thing happened. Whenever a jackal managed to clamp onto a rat, the rat winked out of existence.

”Illusions! The rats aren’t really there!” Milo called out to the others.

”Good! I hate rats!” Mazi breathed as she drew another arrow. The arrow again bounced off of her target with a stony “CHINK”.

Brigit and Jeremiah focused on the single unconfused harpy. Their blades sounded like metal grating on stone with each attack. Eventually they wore down the screeching harpy. The filthy beast ceased screeching and crashed to the ground. Before it hit the ground, the harpy’s flesh seemed to evaporate. Beneath was the stony body of a gargoyle. The magical beast shattered as it hit the ground, pelting them all with stone shrapnel.

”More illusions! What’s going on here?” Milo shouted. He was drowned out by the sounds of three score feral beasts growling and snarling. Milo knew Jeremiah and Brigit could handle the three confused harpy/gargoyles. He focused on the back of the room and summoned two celestial bison directly over the writhing mass of rats and jackals. The celestial outsiders reared above the wild animals before crashing down and flailing their great heads around. One made contact with an illusory rat, dissipating its form into nothingness.

The creatures that managed to avoid the effects of Milo’sconfusion ignored the fight, focusing instead on the two flagging prisoners. Milo’s attention was brought back to the forefront when Brigit’s axe brought down another stony harpy/gargoyle crashing to the ground.

”Mazi! If you attack the confused gargoyles they’ll go after you instead of Brigit and Jeremiah!” Milo had noticed that Mazi was perfectly protected behind the two fighters.

Mazi took the hint and fired off two ineffective arrows, one for each of the remaining confused harpy/gargoyles. They screeched at the attack and flapped towards Mazi with the crazed look of bloodlust in their eyes. Mazi instinctively cringed before Jeremiah’s greatsword and Brigit’s axes stopped them short.

More and more of the rats winked out as the confused jackals attacked them and each other. Milo’s bison thrashed wildly, harried on all sides by the feral animals. One bison’s heavy skull cracked into a jackal, hurling it to the side like a limp rag doll. As the jackal hit the ground its fur seemed to change color and its muzzle widened. Milo was surprised to see a wolf shakily regain its feet in the place of the jackal.

”The jackals are illusions too, they’re really wolves!” Milo warned the others.

”What difference does it make? Their fur will still burn just as well.” Mazi said.

She finished casting her spell and a flaming sphere appeared in the midst of the clawing, writhing mass of animals. She seemed especially gleeful as she rolled the ball of flame into the illusory rats. Mazi’s smile grew as each of the dire rats winked out.

Two great peals of cracking stone drew all of their attention back to the entrance. Jeremiah’s Windsword cleaved through the two remaining harpy/gargoyles, forever banishing their illusion and their lives. Brigit shouted a dwarven war cry at the top of her lungs and waded into the mass of animals still clawing towards the slab.

Milo watched sadly as his summoned bison were set upon by more of the rats and jackals. It seemed that the rats were substantial enough to wound. First one bison was brought down. Slavering jackals pounced on its back and ripped into its neck. The celestial animal shimmered, then disappeared before it hit bottom. The attacking jackals barely paused before swarming to the other. The bison thrashed about, taking out a couple of rats before it too was brought low. The bison winked out, returned to its home plane. It appeared the rest of the beasts were all theirs.

Mazi remained at the entrance, directing her flaming sphere into groups of rats and jackal/wolves. Rats disappeared, jackal/wolves howled, the smell of burning fur and singed flesh filled the room. Milo drew Reft and Rend and waded in along with Jer and Brigit.

They made steady headway towards the slab, dispelling rats and bringing down jackal/wolves with each attack. Jeremiah and Brigit took the brunt of the press of animal flesh, sustaining wounds from both illusory animals and real wolves. They ignored the pain and drove the animals further into the room, away from the slab and the entrance.

Sudden movement from the slab attracted Milo’s attention. The woman had freed herself and dove for the sword. She jumped from the slab to stand behind Brigit and Jeremiah. The two were too focused on the battle to pay her much attention, but Milo watched her suspiciously while he dispatched another rat. Nothing was as it appeared in this room; he didn’t trust the humans any more than the rest of the denizens of the room of illusions.

Mazi’s sphere eventually fizzled out, having done its damage. Only two rats remained of the original mass. Brigit and Jer had the last of the jackal/wolves cornered. They sliced into the jackals, revealing their true form and ending their threat just as Mazi fired off two arrows in quick succession. The last two rats winked out as her arrows passed through them. Milo noticed that the arrows would have come to rest right in their brainpans, had they been real. Mazi hated rats almost as much as he hated undead.

The man atop the slab broke free with a shout as the last wolf fell. He scooped up the rod that lay just out of his reach and stood legs apart in a battle stance. Brigit and Jeremiah whirled to face the woman who still brandished her sword. Mazi had an arrow knocked and aimed at the man’s heart. Milo wondered what would happen next.
 

This is a great story hour! I give it a hearty two thumbs up. My group went through the temple a little over a year ago, so it's fun to see how another group handles the same things we did. So far, I think your group is clearly the better thinkers than mine. Some highlights of what we did:

The monk jumped in the pool of acid to save the elf.

The monk jumped down in the brass/bronze pit.

The mage died in the room with 9 statues.

We beheaded Thrommel.

Doh!

Anyway, this is a fun read, keep it up!
 

Schmoe said:
<snip>.......Some highlights of what we did:

The monk jumped in the pool of acid to save the elf.
Replace monk with dwarf.....check!
The monk jumped down in the brass/bronze pit.
Even money that Brigit was this close to jumping in.....half-check!
The mage died in the room with 9 statues.
Well, none of the Milo Gang(tm) died here, but they did set off traps! Check!
We beheaded Thrommel.....Doh!
Reports of this module seem to show that most PC groups did it that way. Don't feel bad.

"Must.......kill........bad-guys!" <pause with weapons raised>
"Huh? What clue?"
 
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"Even money that Brigit was this close to jumping in.....half-check!"


Actually no my idea was to tie the rope to the halfing and make him try and walk around the room that way if he fell. He was attached to the rope and I would just catch him. But well Milo didn't like that idea at all. So needless to say me being the paranoid person I didn't want to go down with out finishing what was left on that left. So it didn't bite us in the bum.
 
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Nail said:

Replace monk with dwarf.....check!

The funny thing about the pool of acid is that, upon entering the room, my character (a ranger/fighter) immediately began stripping off his armor to jump in and save the elf. The monk beat me to the punch, though, and "won" the race to be the first in. :)

Brigit, have patience and persistence. When properly trained, halflings make excellent yo-yos and can be used for a great many purposes!

As for the bronze room and the cause of our wizard's death, well, I wouldn't want to spoil you all, now would I? :D
 

Toss the halfing.

frog said:
Milo is not a fan of the "toss the halfling" game. Even when they promise to pull him back if things turn ugly.

I think the "toss the halfing" is a great idea lots of times. With Jerimahs strenth and mine. We could easily hold onto him. But alas he doesn't ever let me do it. :( One of these days Milo you must really let me try it. :D
 
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