Min/Max Character

[CRGreathouse]

Holy #### That is one good farmer !! Heck I would go with that one, for real !!

It gets better. Some DMs allow custom skills with synergy bonuses in addition to +2/+2 feats. If the DM allows this:

Knowledge (farming implements) 5 ranks
Knowledge (farming methods) 5 ranks
Knowledge (crop rotation) 5 ranks
Craft (farming implements) 5 ranks
. . .

Along with the 2/2 feats (Aerator: You have a special knowledge of different kinds of soils and how to work with them. You gain a +2 bonus on Profession (farming) and Knowledge (geology) checks.), your modifier comes to over +50!

Now we realy need the Epic Level Handbook for this, but let's brainstorm what this farmer could Take 10 to do (DC 60):

Farm a normal field: DC 10
Rocky soil: DC +4
Lacks appropriate tools: -2

No, that's just not enough. What would be the DC mod for farming in solid rock? Surely not much more than Bluffing someone that's you're a lamaansu, so perhaps +30 DC? That's still too easy - he'll do it on a natural 1.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Now we realy need the Epic Level Handbook for this, but let's brainstorm what this farmer could Take 10 to do (DC 60)

That's easy

Slaad farming!

-Hyp.

 

[Murhid]

ROFL CR, I don't know how you do that...

Forget the petty Goblin or Troll; you could topple kingdoms with that guy !! The chaos which would unfold on the import/export market would be phenomenal !!

*runs around like a madman*

 

[Murhid]

Squire: "Erhm Lord?"
Lord: "Yes squire"
Squire: "There is a guy planting seeds on our battlements"

 

[Murhid]

Ok forgive me, it's hot and I'm bored....

I don't think I added properly so CR if you could please fix up the important parts, ta

Bob the Farmer, male human Rog4/Wiz3: CR 7; ECL 7; Medium-size Humanoid (human); HD 3d4+5d6+16; hp 44; Init +3; Spd 30 ft; AC 13 (+3 Dex); Melee +2 unarmed strike +7 (1d3+3); SA sneak attack, spells; SQ evasion, summon familiar, uncanny dodge; AL LG; SV Fort +4, Ref +8, Will +9; Str 12, Dex 17, Con 14, Int 17, Wis 18, Cha 16.
Skills and Feats: Swim 6, Spot 9, Ride 6, Move Silently 5, Concentration 7, Appraise 8, Open Locks 5, Hide 5, Forgery 5, Disguise 8, Bluff 8, Listen 9, Climb 11, Profession (farmer) 28[55], Knowledge (farming Implements) 8, Knowledge (farming Methods) 8, Knowledge (crop Rotation) 8, Knowledge (geology) 6, Craft (farming Implements) 8 ; Craft Wondrous Item, Aerator (+2 Profession (farming) +2)), Skill Focus (Profession).
SA–Sneak Attack (Ex): Bob the Farmer deals +2d6 damage against an opponent with a discernable anatomy who is denied a Dex bonus or is flanked.
SQ–Uncanny Dodge: Dex bonus to AC.
Wizard Spells Prepared (4/3/2):
Equipment: amulet of Profession (farmer) +27, bag of seeds, implements.

Background: Bob did not have a mother of father, he was merely found in the middle of a wheat field.

Personality: Bob is mainly a b###h to everyone accept other farmers. He runs around the known world planting seeds and taking out Kings who abuse farms.

 

[Darkness]

Party consists of so far:
Barbarian3/Fighter5
Sorcerer 8
Rogue 5/Ranger 1/Fang of Lolth1
Cleric 8

Judging from what the group already has, I'd got with a Wizard, or some fighter-type.