Minatures Playhouse

[Horacio]

Dear Eric,

I miss fellow ENWorlders' sanity.

 

[Paragon Badger]

Dear Eric,
(with apologies to Lou Christie and the writer of "Lightning's Striking")

Listen to me Eric, you've got to understand,
you're old enough to know the makings of a man.
Listen to me Eric, it's hard to settle down,
am I asking too much for you to stick around?

Every boy wants a DM,
he can trust to the very end.
Eric that's you,
won't you wait, but 'til then-

When I see dice begging to be rolled,
I can't stop, I can't stop myself!
Dice are rolling again,
Dice are rolling again.

Nature's taken over my one-track mind,
believe it or not, you're in my heart all the time.
All the PCs are sayin' that you'll end up a fool,
for the time being, Eric, live by my rules.

When I settle down,
I want one DM on my mind.
Forgive and forget,
and I'll make up for all lost time.

If their put together fine and 20’s are in my mind,
I can't stop, I can't stop myself!
Dice are rolling again,
Dice are rolling again and again and again and again.

Dice are rolling again,
Dice are rolling again.

There's a game store in the pines,
waiting for us around the bend.
Picture in your mind,
play forever, but 'til then -

If it gives me a sign that it wants to make time,
I can't stop, I can't stop myself!
Dice are rolling again,
Dice are rolling me again and again and again and again.

Sincerely,
The Badger
"First in your summonings, first in your heart"

 

[Paragon Badger]

(Double Post )

 

[EricNoah]

You people are silly.

I'm actually not really "into" miniatures all that much, btw.

 

[Enkhidu]

Dear Eric,

Recently, I've had this rash that flares up whenever I roll d12. It itches like crazy, and becomes quite painful unless I apply non stick cooking spray to the area.

What should I do?

Gangrenous at the Gaming Table

 

[ColonelHardisson]

Why, just last night, I caught him whispering the lyrics into the telephone with tears running down his face. He saw me, gasped, and dropped the phone as he ran away. I picked the phone up. There was a dial tone.

Dear Eric -

Yes, it's true; my life is becoming more and more like an episode of the "Bionic Woman." Except for the "bionic" and "woman" parts. Well, at least publicly.

Desolately yours,

ColonelHardisson

 

[Ashy]

You people are silly.

I'm actually not really "into" miniatures all that much, btw.

Dear Eric,

I cannot tell you how much it hurts me to hear you say these words, now, before the whole world. You always told me that it...size...did not matter, and now.....now....you go and do a thing like this!!!!

Oh, Eric! How....could.....you????

Spurned and now jilted,
Ashy

 

[Angelsboi]

Dear Eric,

Does this mean i get all the Noahs Arc minatures now? It was so fun to manipulate such combos as Piratecat and Kid Cthulhu; Darkness and Nightfall; ColonelHardisson and Col_Pladoh. What do we do now?

Lost and Confuzzed,
Angel

 

[Gospog]

Dear Eric,

Like Meepo, I also miss the spankings.

Specifically, I miss you spanking Meepo.

His reaction to the spanking gave new meaning to the term "Miniatures Playhouse".

But most of all, I miss the long hugs from naughty modrons.


Turgidly Yours,
Gospog

 

[Dr Midnight]

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Very genuinely, figuratively and literally yours,
~Dr Midnight