Miscellaneous Geek Happiness

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So what recent geeky things have had a positive effect on your mood?

I'll start: This weekend there's a convention in my town! :D I haven't been to a con in almost 6 years (which is kinda sad) so I'm really looking forward to it.

My professor is going to be running a Pathfinder game there. It sounds fun and is almost certainly a good way to get him to remember who I am.
 

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Not too long ago, I was lying in bed, reading an urban fantasy anthology prior to settling in for the night. A gorgeous woman* entered the room, gracefully draped herself across the bed and me, and started a conversation on the classic Tomb of Horrors module.

Can't get much more geekily mood-uplifting than that.



*my wife.
 

Not too long ago, I was lying in bed, reading an urban fantasy anthology prior to settling in for the night. A gorgeous woman* entered the room, gracefully draped herself across the bed and me, and started a conversation on the classic Tomb of Horrors module.
Your story is missing this part:

"Dear Paizo Forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but..."
 


OOOOKKAAY - Moving right along. *ahem, is it getting hot in here?*

My daughter and I were sitting on the couch watching "Deadliest Warrior" do their season ending special "Zombies vs. Vampires."

There is something satisfying about hearing your daughter "squee" when a vampire claws a zombie head, it splatters like a pan of tomato sauce dropped on the floor and sounds something like a rotten watermelon hitting the pavement from 2 stories up...

She then looked up at me with a great big grin and said , " THAT, was awesome!" I've raised my little geekette well. :)
 


It was by no means recent- back in 1986- but it was both very geeky and still satisfies me to this day. My geek knowledge got me some good grades.

I was taking Biblical Themes in Literature- an examination of how writers have used elements of the Bible/Judeo-Christian legends in their writings- with Prof. Bates Hoffer. We were examining an excerpt from a story in which the bad little boy was being described with satanic allusions.

So he read a portion of the excerpt and asked the class what devil was being alluded to. My head was down as I concentrated on taking notes, but I raised my hand. He called on me- "Lucifer, the light bringer."

"Correct." And he read the next passage. Again, I raised my hand, and when called on, correctly answered "Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies."

He continued reading passages, and I kept answering... "Pazzuzzu." "Mephistopheles." and so forth.

After about the 7th answer, I looked up to realize everyone- Prof. Hoffer included- was looking at me to answer it. There was some whispering.




I did ace that class, as much because of my gaming history as my years of theology lessons. And it wouldn't be the last time gaming helped me do well in a class. (It still does.)
 
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I was in missileer training back in 1987 and we were discussing call signs, reading several from a document and discussing how they were normally composed of one or more normal words and a number. "But sometimes," the instructor commented, "they're just nonsense words. Like this one here, 'horta' - there's no such thing as a 'horta.'"

"Actually, that's not true," I piped up from the back row. "A horta is a silicon-based life form that looks like a large rock, as depicted in the Star Trek episode 'Devil in the Dark.'"

That got me a lot of astonished stares, as back then I was a pretty quiet guy who seldom spoke up, let alone correct a superior officer in the middle of his classroom training.

But really, it had to be said.

Johnathan
 

I used the word 'administrivia' in a presentation a few weeks ago. Dunno where I picked it up, but I tend to use it both professionally and in gaming when describing the boring stuff thst everyone still needs to know to get started.

Also, a few weeks ago we finished our basement reno, so I now have a dedicated game room... Well, more dedicated than the dining room; it's a combo gaming (for me)/craft(for wife) room.
 

A few weeks back my Great Dane-Saint Bernard hybrid, whom I had bred in an experiment (insert laugh here, but true nonetheless - I just didn't use any of my own DNA), became very sick. The vet didn't seem to know what it was, his appetite disappeared, he seemed to have anorexia, and he was suffering from severe lethargy and had a lot of trouble sitting and standing. His left leg seemed in great pain. He lost his sense of smell temporarily. He also seemed to lose his will to live.

He seemed to have a mix of symptoms from different diseases. I spent three days researching and finally got a sample of his feces. (When he was sick his feces were bright orange - probably from excess bile production, thin, very small in volume, and he kept hiding them from me, going out into the woods to defecate rather than nearby so I could examine them. He also wouldn't drink water and at first I considered rabies from a possible coyote bite.)

Finally though I followed him at a distance with my binoculars into our west woods. I watched him defecate, took a sample bag and went down into the woods to recover the sample.

When I got back to the house I prepared a slide and examined the sample and from everything I could see on the slide and the culture I grew realized he likely had a virulent strain of the coronavirus (canine form). Once I understood the likely disease, and the pathogen, I developed my own recovery program.

He wouldn't eat any food at all, or take medicines after the first three days, but I noticed he would drink milk.

So I used the metaergogenics I had invented for myself and my children, high doses of probiotics, liquefied yogurt, ground amino acids, an electrolyte solution and raw eggs and made a shake. Which I could get him to take twice a day. In a week's time he was eating food I had put through the blender and in two weeks time he was completely healed.

He's back up to speed now. He plays ball, jumps, moves with no pain or hesitation, wrestles with me again, goes hiking, and has returned to his regular ravenous appetite. Though he's still recovering the weight he lost. He's probably back up to 140 or so of a regular 160 pounds.

It scared me there for awhile, but with some research, determination, comparative analysis, and my microscope I figured it out and developed a treatment regime that got him fully recovered. For a week or so though I thought he might die.

He's standing beside me now as I write this. Wondering what I'm doing.

I'm not sure if that's considered Geeky or not, maybe more nerdy than anything else. But it was very gratifying to me.
 

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