Relique du Madde
Adventurer
Plead the 5th or say "fair use - fan fiction/satire"
[MM2e] Salton City Needs Heroes! - OOC [CLOSED]
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Plead the 5th or say "fair use - fan fiction/satire"
hafrogman
Adventurer
So, I'm thinking at some point I may have to pick up a nemesis.
[sblock=Nemesis]The victim of a tragic inner ear infection, Skye Walker, a mechanical engineering student and amateur inline skating enthusiast lost his sense of balance.
Robbed of his ability to skate, Skye turned his attention fully to his studies and eventually developed a pair of biomechanical skates that would balance for him, returning his wheeled agility to him. Sadly, the enormous power requirements could only be met through plutonium rods aquired at great expense from Libyan terrorists. Even then, his entire savings only left him with enough fuel for a few fleeting hours of freedom.
While pondering his next step, he tuned to the premier of a television show "Salton City Needs Heroes", and there he saw him. The Ten-Foot Pole, some sort of circus freak over endowed with balance. Rage, jealousy and bitterness drove him into a downward spiral towards madness. Strapping on his powered skates, and his helmet (safety first), he used the last of his plutonium to commit a daring robbery, fueling his need for adventure. . . and more fuel.
Clad in black from head to toe, with his sleek aerodynamic helmet, and biomechanical skates, the terrified press dubbed him. . .
DARTH BLADER![/sblock]
[sblock=Nemesis]The victim of a tragic inner ear infection, Skye Walker, a mechanical engineering student and amateur inline skating enthusiast lost his sense of balance.
Robbed of his ability to skate, Skye turned his attention fully to his studies and eventually developed a pair of biomechanical skates that would balance for him, returning his wheeled agility to him. Sadly, the enormous power requirements could only be met through plutonium rods aquired at great expense from Libyan terrorists. Even then, his entire savings only left him with enough fuel for a few fleeting hours of freedom.
While pondering his next step, he tuned to the premier of a television show "Salton City Needs Heroes", and there he saw him. The Ten-Foot Pole, some sort of circus freak over endowed with balance. Rage, jealousy and bitterness drove him into a downward spiral towards madness. Strapping on his powered skates, and his helmet (safety first), he used the last of his plutonium to commit a daring robbery, fueling his need for adventure. . . and more fuel.
Clad in black from head to toe, with his sleek aerodynamic helmet, and biomechanical skates, the terrified press dubbed him. . .
DARTH BLADER![/sblock]
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Ginnel
Explorer
Wow thats seriously impressive
Its also clear which one of the people in the bar has had proper superhero training
hafrogman
Adventurer
Is it?!Its also clear which one of the people in the bar has had proper superhero training
Who's that then?
The shapeshifted damsel in distress?
The attention seeking illusion?
The homicidal Norseman?
Oh, right. Thor. Homicidal Norse hero it is, then.
Blackrat
He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
Hey! He's not homicidal. He just has some rage-issues...
He's seeing a shrink for that... Well he was back in Norway. It's not his fault the TV Company didn't do their job and find out about this
Relique du Madde
Adventurer
Well he was back in Norway. It's not his fault the TV Company didn't do their job and find out about this
They did their job. However the interns didn't seem to care, nor did those darts the Exec Producer tossed.
hafrogman
Adventurer
. . . what?Hey! He's not homicidal. He just has some rage-issues...
I wasn't going to let the Viking be the only one with a temper.
Relique du Madde
Adventurer
Go right a head.
You'll have to find out where Creme Latte works and hope she doesn't already have a bf.
You'll have to find out where Creme Latte works and hope she doesn't already have a bf.
