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What is Goonies? Do I need to go Google it?

=slap= =grooooan=

somewhere in the frozen regions of a little known area known as Vermont a 41 year old child slaps his face with his hand and keeps it there is the shame and horror that there are a) people whom have not seen the Goonies and worst b) have seen and dislike.

I still smile ear to ear and feel giddy I hear "Hey you guys!" and the triumphet music kicks in.

And who can forget things like the Truffle Shuffle.




and..... Bar-B-Q...... Boston is sooooo far away....... it's not fair. :.-(
 

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Mikey (aka: Rudy): (whisper)Chester Copperpot...Chester Copperpot...(loud)Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see?! Don't you realize?! He was a Pro! He never made it this far! Look how far we've come! We've got a chance!

Andy (aka: the Lucas girl): Chance at what Mikey? Getting killed?! Look, if we keep going someone's really going to get hurt...maybe dead. Besides, we've got to get to the police.

Mikey (aka: Samwise): Maybe Chunk already got to the police...?

Andy (aka: annoying whiny girl): Maybe Chunk is dead!

Mikey (aka: nervous ball-gunner on the Memphis Belle): Don't say that! Never say that! Goonies never say Die!

Andy (aka: ABC afterschool special girl): I'm not a Goonie. I want to go home.

Mikey (once again: Rudy!..Rudy!...Rudy!): But still...don't you realize?! The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they've got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time.

Their time! Up there!

Down here, it's our time! It's our time down here!

That's all over the second we ride up Piratecats bucket.

**(Casting questioning gazes at eachother, the group contemplates Mikey's plea as the sound of rushing water fades to...Piratecat and his friends laughing around the wishing well. That is, laughing until the bucket comes up with only Piratecats letter sweater on it...and no Andy)**

Piratecat (clutching the sweater and yelling): Anndyyyyyy! You Goooonnnie!


:p
 
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By "classic," Crothian means "mediocre but covered by a mucous-like gloss of nostalgia"!

Even when I saw it the adventure in the goonies was really sub-par compared to the adventure I could have pictured in my head. Scads of lost potential and plot holes and just dumb choices. Re-seeing it as an adult, it was even worse than I imagined.

Plus, it featured Short Round, and he still has a lot to answer for from Temple of Doom.
Pistols at dawn, sir!
 



What is Goonies? Do I need to go Google it?

=slap= =grooooan=

somewhere in the frozen regions of a little known area known as Vermont a 41 year old child slaps his face with his hand and keeps it there is the shame and horror that there are a) people whom have not seen the Goonies and worst b) have seen and dislike.

You have to excuse me and Jonesy boy here. We live in a frozen wasteland half a world across where the entertainment in the 80's consisted of following firetrucks and watching the fires...

So, I guess I need to google it.
 

Don't worry Blackrat, Given the time dilation between the US and the rest of the world, it should take about 5 more years for Goonies to arrive in your movie theaters. :P
 

Don't worry Blackrat, Given the time dilation between the US and the rest of the world, it should take about 5 more years for Goonies to arrive in your movie theaters. :P

But Piratecat would probably tell you that the end of the Mayan calender in 2012 will likely save you the ignominy...though I disagree.

If the whole world lived by the Goonie code, this world would be a utopia! Way better than even a Coca-Cola World*...;)



“I will never betray my Goon Dock friends…We will stick together until the whole world ends…Through heaven and hell and nuclear war…Good pals like us will stick like tar…In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies…I am proudly declared a fellow…GOONIE!”

(From the Novelization. It was cut from the movie but was filmed...it can be seen on some special edition DVD's in the cut scenes.)


*from the old Coca-Cola commercials:
I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,
Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,
I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
 

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