Monkey Mauling

[Vorput]

Monkey Mauling

ok, two points.

A) Freaking awesome!!!! This makes me WANT to go to a zoo.

B)

MONKEY
Tiny Animal
Hit Dice: 1d8 (4 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), climb 30 ft.
Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/–12
Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d3–4)
Full Attack: Bite +4 melee (1d3–4)
Space/Reach: 2-1/2 ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Low-light vision
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 5
Skills: Balance + 10, Climb +10, Hide +10, Listen +3, Spot +3
Feats: Weapon Finesse

AND

BEAR, BLACK
Medium Animal
Hit Dice: 3d8+6 (19 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (+1 Dex, +2 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+6
Attack: Claw +6 melee (1d4+4)
Full Attack: 2 claws +6 melee (1d4+4) and bite +1 melee (1d6+2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +2
Abilities: Str 19, Dex 13, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6
Skills: Climb +4, Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +8
Feats: Endurance, Run

Yeah... that monkey never stood a chance...

 

[Mark]

Bears

 

[demiurge1138]

I never thought sloth bears had it in 'em. Always so slow and passive-looking.

Not even they can be trusted!

Demiurge out.

 

[Hypersmurf]

A columnist here in New Zealand summed it up beautifully:

"Reality also invaded another arena of captivity, as bears at a zoo in Holland ate a monkey, much to the horror of onlookers, and, no doubt, the monkey."

-Hyp.

 

[Alzrius]

They should have called it, "When Animals Attack...Other Animals."

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

That bear had clearly had it with the poo-flinging.