Monks vs. Ninjas (vs. Lawyers)

[Delta]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_ninja

 

[Ilium]

Oh, come on. Everybody knows that wasn't a ninja. It was actually a pirate!

 

[paradox42]

Maybe the 4E Monk will kill the Ninja and take its stuff. That would be a measure of metaphorical revenge for the Shaolin.

I doubt either of them could touch the Lawyer, though. Fist of Burning Death, meet Injunction of Permanent Poverty!

 

[Zimri]

Maybe the 4E Monk will kill the Ninja and take its stuff. That would be a measure of metaphorical revenge for the Shaolin.

I doubt either of them could touch the Lawyer, though. Fist of Burning Death, meet Injunction of Permanent Poverty!

Oh come on now EVERYONE knows that monks just work better when they are permanently poor (vow of poverty)

 

[trancejeremy]

This is hard to believe, because I was under the impression that "real life" ninjas weren't especially good at fighting, just being sneaky.

 

[Balgus]

A ninja would not be bold enough to waltz into atemple and challenge the monks... If he did - that is one crappy ninja.

Sounds a lot like Bruce Lee in Fist of Fury...Except it was a kung fu chinaman in Japanese dojo.

 

[tzor]

Every body was kung - fu suing
Spectators all were booing
With verbal threats the're using
Reporters they were wooing​

What? Where are the pirates and vikings?

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Apology for what? It is on the internet, everybody knows it must be true.