The money sketch should be in the top ten.
"But I love money.
All money.
I've always wanted money.
To handle! To touch!
The smell of the rain-washed florin!
The lure of the lira!
The glitter and the glory of the guinea!
The romance of the ruble!
The feel of the franc!
The heel of the deutschmark!
The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc!
And the sunburnt splendor of the Australian dollar!"
And the Agatha Christie sketch should be #1. No, the other Agatha Christie sketch.
Lookout: "This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout."
Lady Velloper: "Look out?"
Lookout: (jumping) "What, where, oh, me, Lookout. Lookout of the Yard."
Lady Velloper: "Why, what would we see?"