More fecal matters (ROFLMAO)

[Mystery Man]

Poop Thief

 

[the Jester]

The link seems to demand you sign up, can you cut n paste?

 

[AGGEMAM]

Yeah, that's hilarious.

Now if the link actually referred to anything other than a sign up page, I would probably find even funnier.

 

[reveal]

*snip* Wrong story.

 

[Mystery Man]

The link seems to demand you sign up, can you cut n paste?

GGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


From now on I cut and paste!!!!!

San Diego thief steals bag of poop from woman walking dog

[size=-1]Associated Press[/size]

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a turd burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

 

[Jesus_marley]

Dude,


anyone who would shoot a dog out of frustration needs to be dragged out into the street and well.... shot.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

THE unrated BFG Version:

San Diego thief steals bag of poop from woman walking dog


Associated Press

SAN DIEGO - The sad story of a turd burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber then held the gun up to his face to see what the problem might be, pulled the trigger again, and killed himself dead with a bullet through his eye.

 

[thalmin]

BFG, if only your version were true!
Still, did the law require the woman reclaim and dispose of the poop bag, or did the police have to take it in as evidence? (Why do I get visions of Frank Oz in the opening sequence of The Blues Brothers?)

 

[Darth K'Trava]

*laffs*

Truth *IS* stranger than fiction!!!