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[Mark]

Hello children, hello.
Here is this morning's story.
Are you ready?
Then we'll begin.

(opens a big storybook)

One day, Rickie the Magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her Tumbledown cottage.
He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heaving shoulders, pulling her on the bed rapidly and ripping off her thin... ummm...

(flipping a few pages)

Old Nick, the sea captain, was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the docks where the men dressed as ladies.... ummm...

(flipping a few more pages)

Rumple-Tweezer ran the Dinky-Tinky Shop, in the foot of the magic oaktree, by the Wobbly Dum-Dum tree,in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingley Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and... ummm...

(interested, slowly turns the page and reads on almost to himself)

Mary Stokes was.... ummm...

With a MELON?!?!

That's it for today, children.

- Eric Idle (Children's Storytime)

 

[Mark]

"You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!" - Danny Vermin (Johnny Dangerously)


(More here - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/quotes )

 

[amethal]

Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. - Bill Munny (Unforgiven)

Sheriff - "Mister, you just shot an unarmed man."
Bill Munny - "He should have armed himself, before using my friend as a porch ornament."

 

[Mark]

"Where is this Augrah? What does she look like? How will I find her? 'Follow the Greatest Sun for a day to the home of Augrah'... hmph. Some directions!" - Jen (The Dark Crystal)


I always thought that Augrah from The Dark Crystal was too close to Yoda.

 

[Chain Lightning]

Good to hear someone mentioning Quint from "Jaws".


Some of my favorites:

-"Because she's got a great @$$! And you got your head... all the way up it! Fierce aren't I? When I think of a woman's @$$, something comes outta me." - Vincent from Heat Actually, there's a ton of quotable lines from Heat. My friends and I quote that movie constantly.

-I would also love to quote Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" , but that's a lot of profanity. But I'll least mention that I love everything coming out of R. Lee Ermey's mouth in that movie.


and of course ... (if my memory recalls it correctly, cuz I didn't ever spend money on buying a copy of it on DVD):

-"You thieves are all alike. Taking what doesn't belong to you." -Damodar Dungeons & Dragons . This one had me and my friends laughing for quite some time.

I get the coolshivers every time I see that scene. He also says it in the end of TTT, I believe.

Nah, for me, the Theoden line that gets to me is: "No parent should have to bury their child."

I have to admit, that choked me up a bit.

 

[mhacdebhandia]

"Eddie Barzoon. Take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from! You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fibre-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor – becomes his own God! And where can you go from there?

And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet as the air thickens, the water sours, and the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare – it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train, boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all joggin' into the future, every one of them getting ready to fist-f*** God’s ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out to their pristine cybernetic keyboards to tote up their f****n' billable hours.

And then it hits home: you gotta pay your own way, Eddie! It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your d*** is soft, your eyes are bloodshot and you’re screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no-one there! You're all alone, Eddie, you're God's special little creature.

Maybe it's true, maybe God threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down."

John Milton, The Devil's Advocate.

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

We are not the same. I'm an American -- you're a sick a**hole.
-Falling Down

 

[Warrior Poet]

From the great Jim Jarmusch:

"Do you say, 'Look at the window, or 'Look in the window?'"
"In this case, Bob, you would definitely say, 'Look at the window.'"
Down By Law

"It was a very cunning rabbit."
Down By Law

"Do not let the sun burn a hole in your ass, William Blake."
Dead Man

"My father come over from Scotland, member of the McTwill clan -- the tartan was a sort of purple and gold, never wore a lick of it myself -- dropped the 'Mc' from his name, and that was the rest. What about you, Cole? Where're you from? Always kind of figured you for a German. Austrian? Am I right? Am I close?" <gunshot>
Dead Man

"Are you William Blake?"
"Yes. Do you know my poetry?" <gunshot>
Dead Man

"I see you have aquired more of the white man's metal."
"I seem to be a magnet for it."
Dead Man

"My name is 'Ex'ay B'chay.' He-Who-Talks-Loud-Saying-Nothing."
Dead Man

Warrior Poet

 

[Teflon Billy]

Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

(yep best quote in the whole series)

You are insane. Best quote of the series is as follows...

Leia (Shrugging off restraining Stromtroopers as Han is about to be frozen in Carbonite): I love you!!!

Han Solo (Deadpan): "...I know"

Han Solo was just about the greatest man in the history of Cinema

My friedns and I have theory that the moment a boy turns into a man is when he starts identifying with Solo instead of Skywalker.

 

[P0L]

[after showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny]
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a fing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
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Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus.
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ing b****...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
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Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said
[shouting]
Nihilist: "We'll cut off your johnson"!
Nihilist: Just you think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.
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Walter Sobchak: Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
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Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?
The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.
Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?
The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.
Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?
The Dude: I'm unemployed.
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