Movie Quotes Fun!

[fett527]

You are insane. Best quote of the series is as follows...

Leia (Shrugging off restraining Stromtroopers as Han is about to be frozen in Carbonite): I love you!!!

Han Solo (Deadpan): "...I know"

Han Solo was just about the greatest man in the history of Cinema

My friedns and I have theory that the moment a boy turns into a man is when he starts identifying with Solo instead of Skywalker.

Absolutely the best lines and scene of the entire trilogy. Thank God for Irvin Kershner and Harrison Ford!

 

[fett527]

"Ferris Bueller you're my hero"

-Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[fett527]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c@@@, the p@@@@, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-Crash Davis. Bull Durham

 

[Warrior Poet]

Extensive The Big Lebowski quotes

Most quotable movie EVER

Rapidly moving up my list of favorite comedies ever. What an absolutely outstanding movie. "At least they didn't take the Creedence."

Warrior Poet

 

[mojo1701]

Most quotable movie EVER

Oh, you betcha. I use the quotes all the time, man. They really... tie the room together.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Magenta: I ask for nothing! Master.
Frank: Then you shall receive it--in abundance!
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Raymond Marble: The couch! It--it rejected you!
- Pink Flamingos

Dr. Flexi (handing Dale a dress): It's my mother's; she was buried in it.
- Flesh Gordon

Criswell: Future events, such as these, will affect you in the future.
- Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

[mhacdebhandia]

"Maricella, su esposa? El momento usted dejó el apartamento, ella estaba arriba con Carlos. Mi amigo, estanda la pipa fumando "crack". Están en la cocina que parte un jumbo. Y después, en tumisma cama, él se la va c*g*r pore c*l*. Y ella la va gusta, en tu cama verda especial."

John Milton, The Devil's Advocate.

Hehe. Some of this Spanish may be off. I had to ear-translate with BabelFish and I don't know that much Spanish.

 

[mhacdebhandia]

Also:

"Vanity is definitely my favourite sin. Oh, Kevin, it's so basic: self-love, the all-natural opiate. You know, it's not that you didn't care for Mary Ann, Kevin, it's just that you were a little bit more involved with someone else - yourself?"

John Milton, once more.

 

[P0L]

Yes! The Devils Advocate has also GREAT quotes:

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, f***in' 4ss off. He's a tight-4ss. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

Kevin Lomax: God damnit, what did you do to my wife?
John Milton: Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomaxes' household... I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about... seven.

From: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118971/quotes

 

[mojo1701]

Dodgeball:

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
[and the variation]:
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: Touché.

White Goodman: I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all of King Midas' silver.

White Goodman: Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.

Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.