Movies That Never Get Old


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Queen_Dopplepopolis said:
*laughs* Mmm... Dodgeball.

"Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine! NO! But it's sterile and I like the taste."

*laughs some more*
Oh, man. This one I'm going to have to see. It should be on the premium channels soon enough.
 


Queen_Dopplepopolis said:
*laughs* Mmm... Dodgeball.

"Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine! NO! But it's sterile and I like the taste."

*laughs some more*

That movie has some of the best lines I've heard in a LONG time.

Taken from IMDB:

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: Touché.

Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.

White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.

Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

Dwight: [after two team members are missing] And we're also missing Steve the Pirate!
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?

Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.

Too many more to post....

Ok, one more:

White Goodman: :):):):)ing Chuck Norris.
 


Queen_Dopplepopolis said:
Excellent choice, T-Bill. It's just weird enough that I never get sick of it. And it has Flea in it! I *heart* Flea!

Flea: "She cott her pinky toe hoff, It iss noat Fayr!!" /german accent

John Goodman: "Not fair? Who exactly is the goddam Nihilist here?"
 

Ah, some of those constant winners for me are...

The Adventures of Robin Hood
The Lion in Winter
Casablanca
Arsenic & Old Lace
Kind Hearts & Coronets
Airplane!
The Princess Bride
Four Weddings & a Funeral
Duck Soup
Indiana Jones & the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Harvey

An even dozen -- good for the moment ;)
 

An incomplete list:

LotR
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Pulp Fiction
A Christmas Story
50 First Dates
Princess Bride
It's a Wonderful Life
 

There are many, but here's a few of my favorites:

Star Wars 4-6
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Blackhawk Down
We Were Soldiers
Patton
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Das Boot
Aladdin
The Emperor's New Groove
Heat
Ronin
Three to Tango-- laugh if you will, but I have an unhealthy affection for it. I have stayed up way too late on several occasions because it popped up on TBS.
 

There's so many.

Any Kevin Smith movie with the exception of Jersey girl.
Any of the Star Wars movies
Any Adam Sandler movie pre Little Nicky
Tombstone
The Big Lebowski
Shanghai Noon
Road Trip
Old School
Pulp Fiction
Any Indiana Jones movie
American Pie 1 & 2
Porky's
and on, and on, and on.....
 

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