Queen_Dopplepopolis said:
*laughs* Mmm... Dodgeball.
"Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine! NO! But it's sterile and I like the taste."
*laughs some more*
That movie has some of the best lines I've heard in a LONG time.
Taken from
IMDB:
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: Touché.
Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.
White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.
Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
Dwight: [after two team members are missing] And we're also missing Steve the Pirate!
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.
Too many more to post....
Ok, one more:
White Goodman:




ing Chuck Norris.