Mr. Noah does not play World of Warcraft

[Kinneus]

It's middle school, and I just want my students to be aware of the facts. Remember - "Rumors" make a RU out of MO and RS.

So you can make ruthenium out of your modus operandi for real-time strategy? Interesting...

 

[WizarDru]

His rules knowledge is so complete....they have created vaccines for it.

Years ago, he created a tower out of dice....today, over 100 wizards and apprentices study there.

He is the only man to have ever successfully completed every test in all the Challenge of Champions modules.

His legend precedes him....the way lightning precedes thunder.

He once created a website to explain Attacks of Opportunity...and spawned the largest independent D&D site on the world wide web.



He is....THE MOST INTERESTING GAMER YOU KNOW.*


* - You know, give or take. YMMV. Some of these facts may not be true.

 

[Dragonhelm]

There's a rumor going around my school that I am a big World of Warcraft player. This is untrue. I have in fact never played World of Warcraft.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Mr. Noah

Speaking of which, Mr. T and the Shat both say they will miss you.

Not certain what that's about since you've never played WoW.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

I have in fact never played World of Warcraft.

I heard you were really into stamp collecting, is that true?

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

There's a rumor going around my school that I am a big World of Warcraft player. This is untrue. I have in fact never played World of Warcraft.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Mr. Noah

You know denial is often an indication of addiction.

We should all do our best to help Eric face up to and deal with his WoW addiction.

It may help to find the reason for his addiction - most likely it is an escapist reaction to the feelings of guilt he has from his time as a sniper.

 

[Moogleproof]

I actually heard that Mr. Noah and Superman had a contest over who was the tougher man, and the loser would have to wear underwear over their regular clothes.

 

[Mark]

I think the lesson to be learned here is that we should all strive to be more like Mr. Eric Noah not playing World of Warcraft, even if we aren't, or we do, or we cannot.

 

[Dice4Hire]

It's middle school, and I just want my students to be aware of the facts. Remember - "Rumors" make a RU out of MO and RS.

So your students hang out around here? I want a list of usernames.........

 

[Bullgrit]

Eric, I think you're a librarian, so this may not apply, (and you don't play WoW, so this may not make sense to you). . .

One of my gaming buddies (who is also an avid WoW player) has a friend who is a college professor. The professor bought a couple of baseball caps that he wears at certain times.

When he's assigning some project work, he wears the hat with a big yellow exclamation point.

When he's collecting some project work, he wears the hat with a big yellow question mark.

Bullgrit

 

[Mark]

I think I know him . . .