Varianor Abroad
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Teflon Billy said:The world has gone sane.
Fixed it for ya.

(Very cool by the way.)
Teflon Billy said:The world has gone sane.
Teflon Billy said:The Players, as they are leaving a town where they just traded a Merchant's Daughter they rescued for a reward of a "Basket of Apples that change the color of your hair when you eat them" ( :\ ), are suddnly ambushed by a Giant, hopping Brain which appears to be spitting arrows at them.
They are understandably freaked out and spurr their horses to get away from the brain. On of the girls throws a spear at the brain, and it screams, and from inside it run two goblins--one of whom was Carrying the "Brain Costume" and looking out a hole, while the other fired a crossbow out the hole he was looking out of. The one who could see was basically "directing the fire" of the crossbowman.
They turn around and massacre the goblins, and find a Talking, flying Cat as treaure.
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Teflon Billy said:Well, it's their usual game which is far too surreal for me to explain without it sounding like nonsense.
I'll give you a flashback to an earlier game of theirs....
The Players, as they are leaving a town where they just traded a Merchant's Daughter they rescued for a reward of a "Basket of Apples that change the color of your hair when you eat them" ( :\ ), are suddnly ambushed by a Giant, hopping Brain which appears to be spitting arrows at them.
They are understandably freaked out and spurr their horses to get away from the brain. On of the girls throws a spear at the brain, and it screams, and from inside it run two goblins--one of whom was Carrying the "Brain Costume" and looking out a hole, while the other fired a crossbow out the hole he was looking out of. The one who could see was basically "directing the fire" of the crossbowman.
They turn around and massacre the goblins, and find a Talking, flying Cat as treaure.
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Teflon Billy said:The world has gone mad.
Varianor Abroad said:Fixed it for ya.Teflon Billy (kinda) said:The world has gone sane.![]()