My wife busted me with my dirty mags in the "library".

[Oryan77]

Well you live in California. The ecology of the Hot Blonde surrounds you on a daily basis.

How did you know I'm blonde?

 

[Oryan77]

Seriously, who spends more than thirty seconds on the toilet?

You must not be married or have any kids. It's the only alone time you ever get!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Right- it's not just a bathroom, its The Fartress of Solidturd!

(the usual place of refuge for Craptonians...)

 

[Kzach]

You must not be married or have any kids.

I've never stuck around to find out. That was obviously your mistake.

 

[Thunderfoot]

The answer to this is fibre. Seriously, who spends more than thirty seconds on the toilet?

I can't find the exact fact at the moment but from "Uncle John's" factoid books, the average American spends approximately 15 minutes on the toilet when "dropping a deuce." And even with a high fiber diet, 30 seconds is pretty quick.

Guess that would make you a "flash in the pants" (Sri, I just couldn't resist.)

 

[Kzach]

And even with a high fiber diet, 30 seconds is pretty quick.

I wasn't counting 'clean-up' time.

And most people in modernised, especially 'western', countries don't eat even a quarter of the amount of fibre that is needed for a healthy diet. It's all fats and oils and proteins and carbohydrates, ironically the exact thing that fibre helps cleanse from the body.

In all seriousness, do yourself a favour and increase your fibre intake. It's the most underrated and yet most valuable dietary requirement as it facilitates the healthy function of the bowels as well as the mineral and vitamin uptake of the digestive system. I had serious problems for years because of low fibre that I attributed to all sorts of things when all I needed was a bit more roughage.

 

[Yerni]

I can't find the exact fact at the moment but from "Uncle John's" factoid books, the average American spends approximately 15 minutes on the toilet when "dropping a deuce." And even with a high fiber diet, 30 seconds is pretty quick.

Guess that would make you a "flash in the pants" (Sri, I just couldn't resist.)

The only way to be "done" in 30 seconds is to have a serious diarrhea, and even then you'd have to spend the next 30 minutes cleaning yourself and the toilet. And I can assure you that it's no fun.

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[Zelda Themelin]

Funny thread. When I was younger I used to read in toilet. Dunno, haven't done that for many years. My SO likes to read comic books in toilet, he watches porn on computer. Doesn't bother me the least. I don't know if it's myth that females hate it for some reason. It is another thing if someone forces another to watch their boring/too perv porn stuff. I am female, btw.

I mean many of my male friends got rid of their porn collections on computer. It feels there are some expectations most girls hate it or watching it makes someone perv or something.

I think part of reason porn magazines aren't so popular these days, is because free sex is easy to find in internet and magazines (as well as comic magz) are getting more and more expensive. Plus you can re-sell those magazines that usually are bit ruined and "crispy" after spending too much time in said toilet.

 

[Thunderfoot]

I wasn't counting 'clean-up' time.

And most people in modernised, especially 'western', countries don't eat even a quarter of the amount of fibre that is needed for a healthy diet. It's all fats and oils and proteins and carbohydrates, ironically the exact thing that fibre helps cleanse from the body.

In all seriousness, do yourself a favour and increase your fibre intake. It's the most underrated and yet most valuable dietary requirement as it facilitates the healthy function of the bowels as well as the mineral and vitamin uptake of the digestive system. I had serious problems for years because of low fibre that I attributed to all sorts of things when all I needed was a bit more roughage.

Oh I agree. The wife and I switched from plain grain to whole grains about a four years ago and the difference was amazing. I would say my fiber intake is about three times the national average and is probably just now where it should be.
But, I'm not giving up my fats, oils, proteins or carbs...especially the liquid carbs.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I get plenty of fiber, and even eat veggies I'm allergic to, simply 'cause I love 'em so much.

And if you think fiber will clean you out, you've never experienced what happens when your body's trying to rid itself of something causing an immune response...