glass said:
So what exactly are you arguing for? By definition, the rules are what they literally say.
Most certainly not. The rules are what they say - they aren't a thousand independent rules you can safely interpret in isolation.
Let me put it this way: There's no special exemption allowing you to take this particular rule and interpret it literally without taking the rest into account.
It's always the case that you need to take context into account, but with freeform text, there's another issue: namely in what order and with which precedence do you apply them? There are a number of different hints to guide our interpretation, and a well known one is that primary sources are generally correct. Erratas may take precedence over unaltered texts. Just because the rules don't say you cannot, doesn't mean you can. A more specific case usually takes precedence over the general case. These principles aren't really very different from any other reading comprehension rules. Language is an ambiguous vehicle for
meaning. Rephrasing it - like we're doing on these past 10 pages - may not remove the fundamental ambiguity, but by approaching it from a variety of angles we might be able to be clarify some of it. Oh, and it's fun

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And of course, on top of all these textual factors, there are a number of other issues. Since the rules are an abstract concept distinct from the text, and you need to interpret the text to arrive at the rules, it's interesting to use meta-logic to assist your interpretation. In short, what was most likely the intent of the writer? Given that the rules are intended to be simple, when presented with two interpretations, one of which is simpler than the other but otherwise of equal value, we could choose the simpler one. Similarly, they're supposed to be consistent. That's why we draw analogs to similar rules - if a similar rule exists, and an analog interpretation of the second rule is invalid, then our interpretation of the first requires inconsistency, and we don't like that. The game is also supposed to be balanced - if an interpretation results in a severe imbalance, it's hopefully not the correct interpretation. Even if it is correct with respect to the written rules, it's still "incorrect" in the sense that you won't apply in a real game to avoid breaking it. In such a case, what's the "real" rule?
So yes, the rules are what they say - but what
do the rules say? What's it all mean?
You can't just take away context and interpret each sentence in a vacuum.
I gave a number of reasons why I believe that the correct interpretation allows a monk's unarmed strikes to be off-hand. Summarily though:
- To me, common sense says it's possible in the real world
- The RotG and FAQ authors (who are closer to the original author than we are) agree on this point.
- The sentence prohibiting it originates in 3.0, where it's clearly not intended to be universal. They didn't change the sentence in 3.5, and I don't think we should assume that the meaning has radically altered either.
- The context suggests the ability is intended positively, which matches this interpretation. The alternative (no off-hand attacks) certainly is not positive.
- There's no balance problem (and options are a good thing).
- The sentence suggesting that off-hand attacks are possible has a viable, yet more limited interpretation suggesting that other appendages aren't off when using the unarmed strike - so why not?
In a meta-game sense, I then like using an existing interpretation, such as the FAQ's, just for clarity, ease-of lookup, and those kind of factors. Unless there's some convincing reason to make up your own interpretation, why not use the FAQ or the RotG? I think the FAQ's simpler, and more obviously balanced approach is better than the RotG, but that's a matter of taste.
In conclusion, there's a whole bunch of flaws in the interpretation that there should be no off-hand attacks, and furthermore, there's a viable alternative - DO allow them. I agree that it's definitely not perfect - but that's because the rules are incomplete on the matter, and no matter how we interpret them, we're not really going to solve
that problem.