oh, why stop there?
Bill Clinton's box of cigars (Cha bonus, to say the least)
The chair of Geraldo (high crit range chair)
The Bat of Barry Bonds (lets you hit homers)
The Corked bat (lets you hit farther, but is corrupting)
The Frankfurter of the Ballpark
Clown Make-up which makes you able to take over the globe with multinational corps. (do you know how many mcdonald's there are?)
Flight Suit of AWOL (nuff said)
Golden Shoes of Michael Johnson (makes you claim to be fastest runner in the world, the epic title for the winner of a race he wasn't in, and then have him lose a race to the real fastest -- ie. cursed artifact)
Glove Of Jackson (changes your race over time)
Dust of Whitney (makes you a crack wh*re)
Glove of OJ (it doesn't fit, but can cast Thrall at will upon entire town populations)
Helm of Madden (uh . . .)
Rod of A Rod (uh . . .)
Some Random American guy on a bus' Bus Pass (freedom of movement at will, permanently slowed . . .)
The Death Shroud of HMO (cannot stabalize by yourself, can only stabalize if you have enough gold on you)
Clintons Cat Socks
Eyebrow of Dukakis
Microphone of Barker (bob barkers mic)
Spoon that James Brown once used at some Diner outside of Dearborn, Mi (obviously epic artifact which like a sponge, became such a great spoon from just being used by him . . .)
Man, it's reasoning like that I wonder why the FR isn't full of enchanted water closets for whenever Elminster takes a poop!
Underpants of Taft -- it makes you fat, i think
Something else cool that was owned by each and every famous American evah! (from Necklace of Mr.T to Goggles of Sanunu (sp?) to Shirt of David Schwimmer to )
Not to be completely abrasive, if it's a low magic world, why does everybody who's ever had a favorite shirt which they were identified with pass along magical characteristics to it?
Things like the True Cross, or Shroud of Turin or Holy Grail, yes, we all can agree these are massive things which require such mention. I just find that this is getting absurd. We all love american history and it's undoubted dominion due to high pop cultural achievements. But they do have their limits. Maybe if the game was purely run from the 70's onwards then having all these things in the game would be usefull. But if you are looking for magic items which span the entire collective history of the world (not just the modern one, from the middle ages and up) than some random american general's corn cob pipe does not fit on the same page as, say, Noah's Arc, or The Hubble Telescope -- or even The Golden Club of Hanuman. (did he do much else besides smoke and strike poses with that pipe? was it instrumental to his success? perhaps, but not the same way a favorite sword would be to a knight -- that on the other hand is more worthy of accumulating magical properties by association, something that has saved someones' life, or something.)
Please excuse me while i wear my bunny slippers of jon arbuckle which gives me the ability to be manipulated by fat orange cats . . .