NeMoren's Vault IV: The One Who Crawls!!

[Lidda]

Owieowieowieowieowieowie!

Lidda moves back away from the tunnel entrance to get herself as near Jozan as she can. (double move)

Don't waste your potion on me, Nebby, I'm sure that holy boy can do something about my boo-boo.

Looks up at Jozan expectantly

Its what we brought you along for, you know.

 

[Hennet]

I'll xbow the first baddy I see come out of that cave.

"Lidda, we're iconic, it's in our contracts that we get fresh, level-appropriate equipment at the start of every adventure; go ahead and use the potion."

 

[Mialee]

Oh, jeez...
Excuse me, whoever that is who is threatening us beyond my range of vision? Would you mind if we put this off until tomorrow? I could really use a good night's sleep. I'm down to three cantrips, here: tenderize vittles, summon freckle, and mage armoir... which only conjures a +1 piece of furniture.

Readying action to fire arrows at beasties, when said beasties become visible.

 

[Piratecat]

"Elf, you should have thought of that before your mercenaries blocked our cavern entrances. Now, you will die, or live to breed ~ unless you kill me first. And I'm not easy to kill." He chuckles, the sound echoing through the dust of the collapsed deadfall. "Oh no. Not at all."

He still hasn't shown himself. the drums go RAT-A-TAT-TAT to emphasize his statement.

 

[Regdar]

Bah, Regdar's ticked.

Regdar looks over to the other goblins, teeth clenched tightly, shoulders heaving as Regdar rips Regdar's greatsword from the creature, looking from Lidda to the goblins.

You hurt little sister you little bast#$%s! Kerwyn, you get back and get Jozan to get his hands off his Codpiece of Pelor and heal you and Lidda. Regdar thinks it's time for goblin tossing.

Ma, you got the leader, Mialee you think of some battle plan, Alhandra do what ever you do, Nebin keep your hands off Regdar's sister, Devis sing something inspiring to Regdar, Jozan don't you dare touch Regdar's little sister like you did last time, Krusk lets go. THE EXPERIENCE!!!

 

[Jozan of Pelor]

And then Devis' magically enhanced voice speaks out. He is so astonishingly convincing that everyone is convinced that he has hired mercenary troops that no one knew about.

In the pause that follows, Jozan leans over to murmur very quietly to Devis, "I hope you didn't promise these Iconic wannabes access to our post-adventure wrap party."

Originally posted by Piratecat:
"So, if we go, we shall be blessed by the One Who Crawls. She shall devour our flesh and make us whole again. In death, we shall have life, and our enemies will fall beneath us like halflings before a horde."

Jozan, his eyes on the severely wounded Iconics before him, sighs. "That doesn't sound too good."

Originally posted by Ma'varkith:
She sets herself, focusing her energies, eyes surrounded by a corona of crimson...."You'll need to get through me, first. I am Ma'Varkith, Sword Mistress of the First Circle, fifth daughter of Se'ruul, High Defender of the Blazing Eyes Clan. After I claim your life, I will claim your sword."

The cleric of Pelor gazes at the Psionic Warrior's back and unconsciously licks his lips. "Wow."

Then he blinks and refocuses on Lidda, who is staring up at him expectantly. "Yes, yes, little one, no fear." He drops to one knee beside her and examines the deep and bloody wound in her thigh. Firmly pressing it closed with his palm (his hand reaches nearly all the way around her thigh) he raises his Holy Symbol and prays. "Burning God, Flame of Light, He Who bestows life upon the warm lands, bring your Shining Power to bear upon this little jumpy one, who carries goodness in her heart even as she kicks evildoers in unmentionable places. Amen!"

[ooc: Cure Light, please.]

 

[Mialee]

Mialee you think of some battle plan

I'm trying, but I don't even know what we're up against. I hear drums and some goblinoid voice. If this is a band of tough gobbies, I say... hmm... Hennet, do you have any good spells left? It's not very dramatic, but webbing them in place as they trundle down the hallway is a very good way to set them in stone so we can pick them off. Either way, I don't think we'll be here for very long.

He chuckles, the sound echoing through the dust of the collapsed deadfall. "Oh no. Not at all." The drums go RAT-A-TAT-TAT to emphasize his statement.

blinks
Hey, Devis, when someone pulls a one-liner followed by a drum hit, isn't that called a rimshot? Not the stuff of epic showdown banter. Here's another one for you, creep: Why don't you come out of hiding so you can get an arrow through the eye socket? BA-DUM-BUM-CHING!!!

 

[Hennet]

Hennet, do you have any good spells left? It's not very dramatic, but webbing them in place as they trundle down the hallway is a very good way to set them in stone so we can pick them off. Either way, I don't think we'll be here for very long.

Good idea, Mialee, unfortunately I've got that "no 2nd level spells till 4th level" thing going on. I've got one of:
sleep or
magic missle or
mage armor

and 6 of
daze or
ray of frost or
load of crap

So it looks like I'm down to contributing a x-bow and a lot of personal glamour. That should be more than enough to deal with a psychic goblin horde, eh?

How beat up are our fighters anyway? Reg, Ma and Krusk have all taken some significant hits, yes? Anyone need potions of CMW (2) before that degenerate Tiresias knock-off comes out?

 

[Mialee]

Hmm... I say use that SLEEP up. I used SLEEP on some gobbies earlier in the fight, and took a lot of them down. Then, get back behind people and continue to launch those ranged attacks!

If only I still had an INVISIBILITY left. Lidda and I could see just how hard this guy is to kill. My prediction? Thwuck- "ugh!"- thud. Sigh...

 

[Regdar]

Bah, only a flesh wound

regdar has a scratch, hold the potion for a little longer.