NeMoren's Vault IV: The One Who Crawls!!

Turns out I've got three potions of Cure Moderate, so I've got some healing to spread around, too. And who knew one of my perform ranks was in Limerick?

Jozan, righteous cleric of Pelor
Struck out with Big Sally, a fat whore.
My shiny vambrace,
Adorned with this face
Seems not to be helping me get more.

Now that's what I call Inspiring!
 

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Devis stick to playing that funky music White ur Boi not limeiricks.

After Kazak runs up there I toss the vial to cover his escape then
I'll take the time to cast mage Armor on myself and move up for Gooberlin melee

AC is now 17 with a Melee of +2/+3 vs Goblins
 
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Lidda sees the two warriors with shields close up ranks in front of the blind warrior. They're walking slowly towards her along the tunnel, drums beating out their march as they slowly advance. The blind warrior seems to be.... well, glowing slightly in the flickering torchlight.

"Daughter of Se'ruul," his voice croons softly. "I know your clan. I have fought with them. Did you perhaps have a brother who did not come home, or a lover? Because this," and he waves his sword to the sound of crystal chimes, "was taken off of someone who claimed to be the third son of Se'ruul. Isn't that a coincidence?" He drawls out the last work, mockingly.

And then they step out into the cavern.
 
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Piratecat said:
And then they step out into the cavern.

Well, in that case...

If Krusk has a line of sight to Blinky, he'll Charge at him, Overrunning the shield-bearers if necessary. Once he reaches him, he'll use the last of his Rage (I think it should be running out soon) to disarm the crystal sword.
 

Ahem.

:rolleyes:

While I of course applaud your imortalizing me in song, rhyming 'Pelor' with 'whore' is a very, very good way to get a very, very bad sunburn, my loquacious comrade. And besides, that last line doesn't scan correctly! You'd better stick with iambic pentameter.

And I believe you meant Ma', not Lidda, in that last post, peg-leg kitty...since the lovely little nipper is surely back here with me getting healed by now...
 

Bah, everyone move

Huh, whore, did someone say whore? Where?

Krusk, Regdar will give you the opening you need, follow Regdar in, Alhandra to the left, Mialee think of another letter formation!!!!!!

The song to a certain Ralph Macheo movie playing in Regdar's head..."Your the best around, nothing is ever going to take you down, your the best.. around."

With a shout, Regdar will bullrush one of the goblin shield bearers to give Krusk and Ma their opening, if Regdar can Regdar will try to hit the goblin shieldman so the goblin will flip over Regdars shoulder.

Come on Ma, Give him a Regdar!!!!
 
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Everytone wants a goblin...

If I can get off a Sleep spell on the shieldmen before everyone is piled up in melee, I will.

If I go after an opening has been made in the shield wall, I'll just x-bow Whitey ( MW bolt, MW x-bow, inspired & blessed-- +7 I think).
 

When Alhandra sees her opponents, she'll follow Regdar's bullrush and attack whichever shield guy is up, making sure to position herself to Cleave into the blind heretic with her divine-energied sword after Power Attacking the shieldbearer for 3.
 

OOC: I don't think Kerwyn was wounded, so should be at 11 now.


“It's just one sword, tho!”

Kerwyn moves closer to the eastern wall, possibly hiding from the eyes of the advancing goblins as they emerge from the corridor to spring them from behind as they do!
 


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