New D&D Movie Announced

it was a fun movie in the campy/MST3K type of way. Other than that, not much redeemed it. I remember I went to an early showing of it the day it came out, and called one of the guys in my group afterwards... when he asked me what was the worst part of the movie, I kept changing to something else... "this was the worst part... on 2nd thought, this part was worse, or maybe that was even worse..."
 

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I still find it amusing that most gamers hated the D&D movie, but most movie critics liked it. They didn't proclaim it to be the best movie ever, but the reviews were generally favorable.
 

I still find it amusing that most gamers hated the D&D movie, but most movie critics liked it. They didn't proclaim it to be the best movie ever, but the reviews were generally favorable.

The 10% rating and large amount of green splats at Rotten Tomatoes say otherwise:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/DungeonsDragons-1103052/

I read many of the reviews. What's most irritating? Conflating gamers with the movie -- i.e., "this movie sucks because people who play D&D suck." Saw a lot of those backhanded slaps in the reviews.

Mundanes. Bah.
 

Re: Just How Much the Movie Made

talien said:
The results are here:

http://us.imdb.com/Business?0190374

As you can see, Hollywood isn't concerned about "good" movies. It's concerned about movies that make more money than they cost to film.

The movie's budget: $35,000,000 (USA)
The movie's worldwide gross: $50,000,000 (Worldwide)
The movie's USA gross: $15,185,241 (USA) (28 January 2001)
$65,000,000+. That's almost double what the movie cost to make!

In short...the U.S. hated it but apparently the rest of the world thought it was great.

USA is part of worldwide, the $50,000 is what it made. ($15,185,241 (USA)+($34,815,000 (Non-USA)=$50,000,000 The point remains the same but you also had to take into account that the film was 10 years getting made and nobody in the industry wanted to touch it. It was profitable but it was considered so bad that even the actors bad mouthed it before it was released.

As far a critics go:
If the reviews for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon are almost universally enthusiastic, reviews for another "dragon" movie Dungeons & Dragons are almost universally the opposite. Lou Lumenick in the New York Post grumbles, "If I had actually paid to see Dungeons & Dragons, I would not only ask for my money back, but I would demand triple reparations." Gary Thompson puns in the Philadelphia Daily News, "I felt like I was in a dungeon, and things sure were draggin'" and adds "Dungeons & Dragons is one of the worst movies released in a year already notorious for bad movies." Roger Ebert in the Chicago Sun-Times comments: "Dungeons & Dragons looks like they threw away the game and photographed the box it came in. It's an amusing movie to look at, in its own odd way, but close your eyes and the dialogue sounds like an overwrought junior high school play." And Loren King in the Boston Globe observes: "Jeremy Irons, one of cinema's most talented actors, delivers such a laugh-out-loud bad performance in Dungeons & Dragons that it serves as a metaphor for the entire movie." Likewise John Anderson, writing for the Newsday and the Los Angeles Times, says that Irons "devours huge chunks of scenery with the ferocity of one of those dog-fighting dragons" in the film. Most critics agree that the Dungeons & Dragons will probably attract fans of the game. But Eleanor Ringel Gillespie, writing in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, figures there's another audience for the film. She writes: "My guess is if you've got an 11-to-14-year-old who's already seen the Grinch movie three times and the Dalmatians movie once, Dungeons & Dragons might be a welcome change of pace."
http://us.imdb.com/SB?20001208#2

Now if this new movie is going to be a Tom Arnold/Jet Li/DMX, vehicle then it will probably be completly different than the last movie, not to say it's going to be good, but it will probably more of a Romeo Must Die/Exit Wounds/Cradle 2 the Grave type of movie, in other words not for kids (lets face it the first one was a very bad movie made for children).
 

Re: Re: Just How Much the Movie Made

jdavis said:
Now if this new movie is going to be a Tom Arnold/Jet Li/DMX, vehicle then it will probably be completly different than the last movie
I can see it now. Tom Arnold will play the gnome bard (filling the comic relief (Snails) role), Jet Li is cast as the contemplative Cleric who finally lets loose at the end and suddenly converts all cleric levels to Monk and kicks ass, and DMX will be Dribbles (or whatever that annoying Drow Ranger is named).



jdavis said:
not to say it's going to be good,
Oh, wait, you already knew it wouldn't be good, no matter who was in it. :D
 

KaeYoss said:
Oh boy. We all know the 1st Axiom of Movies: The sequel's worse than the first Movie. Look at the drop in Matrix. And now think about a Sequel of D&D - The Movie. *shudder*

More terrible sequels... Caddyshack 2, Batman and Robin, City Slickers 2, Scary Movie 2, Speed 2: Cruise Control, The Lost World, The Godfather Part III, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, and Robocop 2.

The very worst sequel I've ever seen, though, is Highlander 2. Highlander 2 would have already been one of the worst films of all time, but the fact that it's a sequel to such a great film only adds salt to the wound.

Originally posted by Psion
I know plenty of movies in which the sequel outshines the original, a.k.a., the "Cameron Effect."

More examples of the Cameron effect... Aliens, the Godfather Part II, The Empire Strikes Back, X2, The Road Warrior (better than Mad Max, and Mad Max is one of the best action movies ever), Terminator 2, Evil Dead II, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Sequels are definately a mixed bag. Hopefully the D&D sequel will be better than the original.
 

rESponse.....

This was posted a couple of years back in a group web site, my response after seeing this, this.......movie


{Date: Sat Dec 9, 2000 1:31 am

Subject: The (D&D) Movie....

As promise....the movie.......I .....it's need... someone with a
working idea how the system is played....but also, this a first...in
a long time. Made Better...yes, mabye with a better director....or
script or both. The generic symbolic....passing of the movie...50-
50..but you make your own mind up.}

As you can see, my mind was mush at that point. Please, I don't want to go back there again.....plleasseeeeee
 


Shadowdancer said:

I still find it amusing that most gamers hated the D&D movie, but most movie critics liked it. They didn't proclaim it to be the best movie ever, but the reviews were generally favorable.
I usually think most movie critics are above the mainstream audience, or like to think so. So they're basically out of touch or more "Hollywood."

Some of the regular moviegoers I talked to (my other friends who do not play RPG) don't think the movie is that great. Even one of them stated, "Dude, if you want to convince me to play D&D, don't use this movie."

I can't help but to agree and comply. :p
 
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The problem is the script.

If they based the movie on a best seller like Dragonlance or on the Crystal Shard, it would be a major blockbuster.

Instead they come up with some crap script that is worse than what a six year old could put together.
 

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