New from E3 - a game for all you lonely gamers out there :)

[ThirdWizard]

Well, it's like Maxim and various other magazines. Why do people buy them (and to a lesser extent, Playboy) rather than actual pornography?

For the articles, of couse.

And besides, those other games aren't sold in the US (AFAIK) or translated into English.

I don't speak the lingo, but I catch the drift!

 

[John Crichton]

The first game was a fun diversion. And I really mean that. I had dental surgery and was in some pain (and on painkillers). The game entertained me for about 2 days and got my mind off the gauze in my mouth. For that, I am thankful. Other than that I didn't play it but I will pick up the new version. Harmless fun! Cringe-worthy at times but fun to look at.

 

[Ranger REG]

The first game was a fun diversion. And I really mean that. I had dental surgery and was in some pain (and on painkillers). The game entertained me for about 2 days and got my mind off the gauze in my mouth. For that, I am thankful. Other than that I didn't play it but I will pick up the new version. Harmless fun! Cringe-worthy at times but fun to look at.

I have but one question since you played them:

Do theirs jiggle and wiggle?

If so... when will the PC version ship out?

 

[Jdvn1]

Why not play Tomb Raider Legend? I heard that's pretty good.

Because I was joking?

 

[horacethegrey]

I have but one question since you played them:

Do theirs jiggle and wiggle?

If so... when will the PC version ship out?

Yes... they jiggle... and wiggle.

And sorry, I don't think this is coming to a PC anytime soon, if ever. Team Ninja primarily develop for game consoles.

 

[trancejeremy]

Because they're sold in mainstream stores like Borders and 7-Eleven.

Although it would have been more convenient to have actual porn in my neighborhood 7-Eleven store that opens 24 hours.

I think most mainstream stores carry Penthouse and Hustler, which definitely are pornography.

 

[trancejeremy]

Yes... they jiggle... and wiggle.

And sorry, I don't think this is coming to a PC anytime soon, if ever. Team Ninja primarily develop for game consoles.

Yeah. But now that there are physics cards for PCs, maybe they will change their mind...

 

[Ranger REG]

I think most mainstream stores carry Penthouse and Hustler, which definitely are pornography.

True, they're porn, but they're soft porn and somehow acceptable to see them alongside Playboy in most chain bookstores not limited to adult customers. Even them stores carry their labeled videos (assuming they have a video section).

No, the actual porn I'm talking about are from such labels as Vivid or Sin City.

 

[Ranger REG]

Yes... they jiggle... and wiggle.

And sorry, I don't think this is coming to a PC anytime soon, if ever. Team Ninja primarily develop for game consoles.

Sighs. Reinforce the old meaning for "joystick."

 

[horacethegrey]

Sighs. Reinforce the old meaning for "joystick."

Okay. Now that's just wrong.