New monsters from "The Office"

[Glyfair]

In last night's episode of the office, Michael decides they should sacrifice an animal to avert a curse. He mentions a few creatures that seem like traditional mythological monsters (although they aren't."

He mentions something with the body of a walrus and the head of a sea lion. He also mentions something with the head of a monkey, antlers of a reindeer and the body of a porcupine.

So who's going to get to working on these? I know at least one WotC staffer saw the episode, so you might have to hurry before we see it elsewhere.

 

[bento]

He kept going on with that sacrifice thing it was making my head spin! How many kinds of animals are we talking about?

It's nice to know you can't shake Michael's faith in a higher being!

 

[T. Foster]

The body of an egret and the head of a meerkat!

 

[Glyfair]

The body of an egret and the head of a meerkat!

I knew I missed one. The "meergret."

 

[Grimstaff]

Actually it was "the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion", which, of course, is appropriately stupid.

 

[Glyfair]

Actually it was "the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion", which, of course, is appropriately stupid.

Yes it was. I was thinking ahead and typing the wrong thing.

 

[Pants]

Sounds like someone was inspired by the 1e Fiend Folio.

 

[Grimstaff]

iirc, steve carrel was a gamer, along with his old college compatriate steve colbert...