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New PDF RPG - Adults Only!

MongooseMatt

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Hi guys,

This is something we have had under wraps for a while - the Macho Women with Guns (Diet Edition) RPG, released as a PDF via RPGNow.com.

This is the most politically incorrect, chancy and thoroughly tongue in cheek roleplaying game! Macho Women with Guns (Diet Edition) strips away the excess flab and leaves you lean, mean and...well, we can't actually say. If you think that bust and cup size are important character stats or you secretly wonder what spandex underwear feels like then Macho Women with Guns (Diet Edition) is the game for you. Whether it's Renegade Nuns, Batwinged Bimbos, Oddzilla or the plethora of other zany characters, this is one game you won't want to miss! 99 pages packed with Macho fun, which can be found here;

http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=3544&

To herald the launch of Macho Women with Guns (Diet Edition), we have also commissioned the very 'hot-under-the-collar (not to mention provocatively titled) Adolf Hitler - Porn Star, a complete scenario for use with Macho Women with Guns. Packed with hilarious innuendo and bizarre encounters, Adolf Hitler - Porn Star is guaranteed to brighten up your roleplaying sessions. If you like Macho Women With Guns then you are going to love Adolf Hitler - Porn Star! If you are demure, sensitive or easily offended, step away from the download now. Complete with limited collector's edition Adolf cover (elements of this description may technically be fibs) Adolf Hitler - Porn Star is 22 pages of zany chaos on the Greek Island of Knobbos which can be found here;

http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=3546&

Needless to say, both PDFs are incredibly silly, full of the worst kind of juvenile humour. We promise. If you are easily offended in the slightest way or prefer your laughs to be a bit more high-brow, stay well clear! However, if you enjoy what we British like to call 'smut' then you will be in for a smile or two. . .
 
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I'm fairly certain "diet" means it's lower in calories. Those electrons, because they can't be burned as fuel in, well, ANYTHING as far as I know, are a completely zero-calorie product, whereas the print version could concievably be eaten by a goat or something, which would be able to extract a few dozen calories from it.
 

Staffan said:
So, what makes this the "diet" edition?

The print version is more than 99 pages I'm sure.

Although lower in calories is one possibility, with Atkins the same number of calories but lower carbs would work as well.
 

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