New Spell: Mind Bondage!

[gfunk]

Mind Bondage
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Evil, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Cleric 4
Components: V,S,M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: Your father
Duration: 1 day/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

This insidious spell is only taught to players who have attained the 8th clerical level. At this point, they are ready to learn "real" magic, finally graduating from fantasy. Typically, they are first accepted into the fabled "Temple of Diana." This spell is the first one taught to initiates.

If your dad tries to stop you from playing DnD, then this enchantment will force him to buy you $200.00 USD of "figures and manuals."

Material Component: Elfstar's character sheet

 

[gfunk]

Come on!

It's funny! Right, right . . . right . . . Bueller?

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

ugh...

It's funny and all, but you know you're going to have to explain this to some newbie, and then the Dark Dungeons links go up all over the place, and threads are being closed like crazy, and all the while Jack Chick sits back and watches the fun.