New Spells: Janeko's Dreadful depilitory

[Anabstercorian]

aneko's Dreadful Depilitory
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One creature with hair
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fort negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

Magical force painfully removes hair from the target creature by the root. At the casters option, any given hairs can be spared, so as to create a pattern on the body, or even allow the spell to be used as a morning shave. Creatures with hair across their entire body, such as gnolls or bears, are nauseated with the pain for one round if the caster elects to pluck them bald.

Material Component: A minute, rusty pair of tweezers.

 

[FireLance]

Janeko's Dreadful Depilitory

Magical force painfully removes hair from the target creature by the root. At the casters option, any given hairs can be spared, so as to ... allow the spell to be used as a morning shave.

By whom? Masochists?

 

[Dakkareth]

Bah! The ideas of mortals, including pain, are left behind by a skillful wizard. Only then can he archieve greater awareness.

(well, in truth it was meant to be a shaving cantrip, but the researcher botched it. badly. so he simply claimed to have been creating an offensive hair-cutting spell all along.)