Nightfall's Conspiracy theory!

[jeff37923]

Your conspiracy theory is rubbish!

WotC has made an arraingement with FOX network to do a new Reality TV show entitled DnD 4e!

 

[Nightfall]

Jeff,

No that's White Wolf and they want to do nWoD on TV. And they want to cast people we've never seen but might be hot and then cancel it once it gets good ratings.

papa,

I had a theory about zombies...but it didn't involve aliens that for sure.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I have a theory about the Star Wars Saga Edition. George Lucas wanted to update the rules of the Star Wars RPG to better reflect his vision of how the Star Wars Universe, thus making it match the Star Wars Final Directors cut which will be released on DVD later this year. The following are some of the changes that will be introduced in the Star Wars Saga Edition:
1. Ewoks live in a culture that resembles Tokugawa era Japan. The majority of the Ewoks are trained ninjas with supernatural powers. (In the movices Ewoks will be voiced by Japanese actresses who specialize in playing adolescent characters between the ages of 12 - 15).
2. Wookies will have the ability to shoot unicorn shaped laser blasts from their eyeballs and will resemble giant teddy bears.
3. 3CPO and R2D2 have the ability to transform into a giant robot known as Millennium Falcon.
4. Gungans will become inter-dimensional beings with god-like powers.




Nightfall
Does your theory on Zombies involve kebler elves and slave labor?

 

[Mr. Wilson]

where's Vivendi fit into all of this? Co-conspirator? Rival upstart thwarting Hasboro? Inquiring minds want to know?

Personally, I lean towards co-conspirator. After all, if you go to the WoW forums, you'll see some real QQing going on. (sorry, for the non mem-speaking, that's blizzard forum slang for crying).

 

[Deuce Traveler]

LOL
My son and I have been playing "Destroy All Humans 2" on Xbox, recently, and when I read this post, I heard someone say in Cryptosporidium's Jack Nicholson ripoff, "We thought there were brains here, Man."

Heh... I hear that that is an excellent game.

 

[Nightfall]

Wilson,

Eh it's just a working theory, not a proven one. So there might be a few missing pieces.

Rel,

No but now that you mention it, Keebler Elves and slave labor are another theory entirely.