Nightfall's Conspiracy theory!

[Relique du Madde]

Rel,

Reality TV is a plot by the military-entertainment industrial complex to get us to help them out.

It has nothing to do with gaming or Hasbro.

Damn... Mark Burnnnet had me fooled. I swore I read somewhere where CBS vetoed his original idea for survivor which consisted solely of getting a group of 8 contestants to run through the Tomb of Horrors.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

But what if the zombies slam danced...

Well, if zombies slam danced, then I'd sit and watch for a minute, but that still doesn't change my mind from the thought that all zombies must die.

 

[Nightfall]

Duece,

That makes two of us. The only good zombie is a dead one. Or rather twice dead.


Rel,

Nah they're saving that for the series finale.

 

[Welverin]

Yes folks since I'm not on sleep, I'm going to give out what I believe is the most outrageous yet semi-plausible conspiracy theory there is!

So, the Flyers having the worst record in the NHL giving you insomnia too?

 

[Slife]

Nightfall, you may have all of them field, but I know your real plot. By creating the conspiracies in the first place, and encouring intraconspiratal strife, you're setting them up to take each other down, leaving Scarred Lands alone to dominate the market.

 

[Nightfall]

Slife,

Darn you! You figured me out! Now I have to work twice as hard.

Wel,

I had it for about...2/3 of the season. Now I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop and possibly see Pittsburgh win another Cup in 2009/2010.

 

[Wraith Form]

I find a flaw in your theory. It does not mention the crab people nor does it shed light on their plot to use Reality TV and comercials to brain wash and dumb down the American public.

I work at a computer tech support line. TRUST me, they don't need reality TV nor commercials to dumb down the American public.

 

[Nightfall]

Wraith,

LOL! Yeah I imagine that's true my friend.

 

[Nightfall]

I need more conspiracies!

(And people that don't thud down the hall for some reason...)

 

[papastebu]

Hmmm... a tad better than my government hushed-up mutant alien zombies that invaded WoTC some time ago looking for brains theory.

LOL
My son and I have been playing "Destroy All Humans 2" on Xbox, recently, and when I read this post, I heard someone say in Cryptosporidium's Jack Nicholson ripoff, "We thought there were brains here, Man."