Nihonjin no Strangelove desu.

I just realized, if Dr. Strangelove were Japanese, he'd be Dr. Hentai.

My friends and I had a discussion about truckers and 'truckstop girls,' and how they all had funky callsigns on CB radios. According to one guy, all the callsigns were spices of some sort, so we started tossing out spice names. Oregano wasn't really a keeper, nor was Thyme or Basil. But then Jay said, "Wasabi."

I took Japanese for two and a half years, and it ruined my GPA. Well, more accurately, my girlfriend dumping me the night before a Japanese final exam (and only 8 days before Christmas) ruined my GPA. But now the basics of it are very simple to me, and I'm able to help one of my friends who's taking it now, named Dave. It's very amusing seeing him curse at the textbook for being too foreign.

His vocabulary is rather limited, and he only knows about 30 words, plus things he picked up from anime. So last night I was trying to show him how to use 'no' to make a noun possessive, and my friend Neil had just come into the room. I said, "Neil-san no hentai wa takai desu." Not completely accurate, but Dave only knows three Japanese adjectives. And I didn't know how to say "is an eight-inch high stack under the sink in his bathroom."

Neil, who also took Japanese, casually flipped me off and went to reheat his left-over teriyaki in the microwave.
 

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Ranger-Wickett. you just HAD to bring this up. I am studying for a Japanese test for tomorrow, because my grade in there is REALLY bad. I have more or less been sudying from shortly after the time I get home to when I have yo go to sleep, and I am still probably going to fail it. I know the basics, but I can never speak it, I always get tongue-tied. I am fairly good at Kanji though.

EDIT: I am in Japanese 4. Next year I am going to do this competition thingy. My older brother, who also took Japanese up to 5, says that it will help my speaking abilty a lot.
 
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RangerWickett said:
Ganbatte.


Thanks, but I took it and I already know I failed. One advantage my older bro had was she would let them correct the tests to bring the grade back up. She will let us correct them now, but it will not be for a grade. Hell, I think he said that is the olny way he passed the class.
 
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