Ninjas!

Ninjas are....

  • There is no such thing as Ninjas and there never was.

    Votes: 45 15.8%
  • Are a historical oddity from japan.

    Votes: 96 33.8%
  • They still exist.

    Votes: 53 18.7%
  • They are everywhere.

    Votes: 54 19.0%
  • I am a Ninja.

    Votes: 80 28.2%
  • Are weaker than nameless mooks.

    Votes: 16 5.6%
  • Are mooks in masks.

    Votes: 50 17.6%
  • Are PC level.

    Votes: 48 16.9%
  • Are stronger than Dragons.

    Votes: 35 12.3%
  • Can beat Superman in a fair fight, if they fought fair.

    Votes: 38 13.4%
  • Are commoners in black robes.

    Votes: 28 9.9%
  • Can be done by multi-classing.

    Votes: 61 21.5%
  • The class in CA is good.

    Votes: 48 16.9%
  • Need to be gestalted.

    Votes: 21 7.4%
  • Cannot be portrayed by a mere game system.

    Votes: 59 20.8%


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Lord Zardoz said:
The basic truth of Ninja's is that they are inferior in every way to Pirates.
No no no no no that's not how it works. It's a sort of paper-rock-scissors thing, with ninjas, pirates, and Vikings.

Ninjas pretty much run over pirates. Pirates don't have any armor and are total drunkards so they're eating -2 circumstance modifiers all over the place. They're also eating ability score damage for scurvy. It really isn't good. The captain may be able to fight a little, but if the ninjas are smart enough to act in accordance with the Inverse Law of Ninja Might, they'll delegate one of their number to take care of the captain and it's all over.

Pirates defeat Vikings easily due to superior naval technology.

Vikings destroy ninjas with RAGE and two-handed power attacks.

That is how it works.
 




In feudal japan, ninjas were ranked slightly under horses.

And I don't see horses flipping out...
of course, if I saw them, they couldn't be any better than ninjas, now could they?
 

To the OP: you better hope that no ninja see this thread because there is the very real risk that one might flip out and kill everyone starting with you! And by everyone, I mean the population of the whole planet!

Make sure you don't drop any spoons; you don't want to antagonise the ninja any more than you have already.
 




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