No fishing allowed in Sochi

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

ewwww, unless that is the name of weird international drink?

Da! water izz good, pay no attention to floating moose and squirrel! [not meant to be a dis to Homicidal Squirrel]

You, sir, have insulted me. If it wasn't because I currently working, I would go on a rant that would make you cry! I would insult your neighbors, your mailman, and that guy that serves you coffee!

 

[Scott DeWar]

Nope, not going. *runs away at V=2 * c where c=300,000,000 MPS +/-

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Nope, not going. *runs away at V=2 * c where c=300,000,000 MPS +/-

I move at squirrel speed. How fast is squirrel speed, you ask? Let's just say it starts at plaid.

 

[Klirshon]

Let's just say it starts at plaid.

So warp speed was too slow for you that you have to use ludicrous squirrel speed?

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

So warp speed was too slow for you that you have to use ludicrous squirrel speed?

Yes, as a starting speed.

 

[Scott DeWar]

Squirrel speed=1.785* c

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Squirrel speed=1.785* c

Squrrel physics allows for faster speeds than human physics.

 

[Scott DeWar]

A sleeker body shape, right?

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

A sleeker body shape, right?

No, it's the bigger nuts. You know what happens to mass as you approach light speed? Week, we get there faster.