Nobody wants 'em Gnomes

[astralpwka]

Oh man!!!! does this mean the gnomes are marching again???

 

[mythago]

hmmm. makes me wonder what the world record is for abandoned gnomes ina public place.

hmmm, indeed....

I like your thinkin'!

 

[Greatwyrm]

Oh man!!!! does this mean the gnomes are marching again???

Oh yeah, baby! The Gmillion Gnome Gmarch! We're takin' over! The revolution will be televised!

 

[alsih2o]

My marching band--the Marching Illini, the nation's finest college marching band, that is--has a lucky garden gnome named Metro.

i don't mean to start an argument, but it isn't exactly tbdbitl.

 

[Michael Morris]

Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...
Nice and plump, not to stiff like those dwarves
Not too skinny like the elves and they keep good on the shelf
And there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...

 

[Gez]

FLNJ is Front de Libération des Nains de Jardin, not Front de Libération des Gnomes de Jardin.

Because in French, we talk of Garden Dwarfs (nains de jardins), not Garden Gnomes.

(And seeing how they're so frequently look alikes of the Seven Dwarfs from Snowwhite, as drawn by Disney Studios, it's more appropriate.)

Nobody wants 'em Dwarfs.

 

[Dimwhit]

Am I the only one who can't think of garden gnomes without thinking of the movie The Full Monty? Poor Gerald...

 

[Bloodsparrow]

And you know what they're singing while in jail....


Nobody gnomes the trouble I seen!
Nobody gnomes but Jeasus!


I'm sorry... I really am...

 

[Angcuru]

And you know what they're singing while in jail....


Nobody gnomes the trouble I seen!
Nobody gnomes but Jeasus!


I'm sorry... I really am...

IDEA THEIF!!

 

[Krug]

FLNJ is Front de Libération des Nains de Jardin, not Front de Libération des Gnomes de Jardin.

Because in French, we talk of Garden Dwarfs (nains de jardins), not Garden Gnomes.

(And seeing how they're so frequently look alikes of the Seven Dwarfs from Snowwhite, as drawn by Disney Studios, it's more appropriate.)

Nobody wants 'em Dwarfs.

Watch it pal. Everybody loves Dwarves. Just ask Snow White.