Nudist Camp at ENWORLD?

[Kemrain]

$10!

Sold to LogicsFate for $10.00 US dollars per pound! We'll work out shipping details privately.

Now auctioning off Frukathka's spleen, appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and brainstem. Do we have opening bids?

- Kemrain the Grisly Auctioneer.

 

[reveal]

As if this thread hasn't already violated that Rule by now...

No, it could get much worse. Trust me.

 

[Kemrain]

No, it could get much worse. Trust me.

reveal could say things that would make Eric's Grandma claw her ears off in a fit while screaming in tongues. He's good like that.

- Kemrain the "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn!"

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Sold to LogicsFate for $10.00 US dollars per pound! We'll work out shipping details privately.

Now auctioning off Frukathka's spleen, appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and brainstem. Do we have opening bids?

- Kemrain the Grisly Auctioneer.

Our all these parts original?

How about his teeth? What shape they in. Pearly White? Mucus Yellow, Pea Green, Tar Black? Any cavities or root disease? Our we going to be getting to non-optional body parts at some point? Who really needs a brainstem or liver anyway.

But to be proactive (never know about my own health) can I get a 2 for one special on his kidneys?

Can 'naughty bits' be sold on this? They're entirely optional to the general 'living' thing. I can even send you a +1 Wounding, Flaming Dagger to cauterize the wound.

 

[Kemrain]

A wounding flaming dagger to cauterize the would? Are you kidding me? That couldn't cauterize a tree!

Then again I'll be happy to take an effectively +6 weapon off your hands in exchange for any naughty bits he may have had or both of his kidneys. Take your pick.

His teeth seems to be in decent condition, and can be bleached or dyed as desired.

- Kemrain the Wheeler and Dealer.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

A wounding flaming dagger to cauterize the would? Are you kidding me? That couldn't cauterize a tree!

His teeth seems to be in decent condition, and can be bleached or dyed as desired.

- Kemrain the Wheeler and Dealer.

Is tree an accurate description of the merchandise involved? Or is twig a better noun? If its the former, I might have a friend looking to 'upgrade' to get into the, umm, entertainment industry & I'll pass the oak onto him. If its the latter, I know a cook who's looking for a model to demonstration the perfect strand of spagehetti.

As for teeth, is day-glo orange an option?

You could just use heat metal on some garden shears I guess. How about a scroll of Heat Metal?

 

[Remathilis]

You could just use heat metal on some garden shears I guess. How about a scroll of Heat Metal?

You see, ya start a perfectly good thread about nudity and a D&D discussion breaks out...

 

[Remathilis]

Now how much faster do you think I could type if I used MY appendages as aides? Especially considering I have one more then most of you... And naked posting is the only way to go, clothes suck and should be burned from ones body at all points.

And THIS is why I nominate this thread for Achieving when its all said and done. Henry? Morus? Morris? Anyone?

 

[reveal]

Henry? Morus? Morris? Anyone?

They're all in the hospital visiting Eric's grandma. She had a heart attack after reading this thread.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Because I live to please.....

......and

BOB SEGER AND QUIET RIOT JAM SESSION '05!

Science said it could not be done, religion said it should not be done, but neither could STOP THE ROCK.