Nudist Camp at ENWORLD?

[Remathilis]

Science said it could not be done, religion said it should not be done, but neither could STOP THE ROCK.

But they are not naked?

 

[I'm A Banana]

But they are not naked?

They are on stage. I mean, there has to be SOME reason for you to buy tickets.

 

[Kemrain]

Is tree an accurate description of the merchandise involved? Or is twig a better noun? If its the former, I might have a friend looking to 'upgrade' to get into the, umm, entertainment industry & I'll pass the oak onto him. If its the latter, I know a cook who's looking for a model to demonstration the perfect strand of spagehetti.

As for teeth, is day-glo orange an option?

You could just use heat metal on some garden shears I guess. How about a scroll of Heat Metal?

No need for cauterization, my friend.. all organs were removed posthumously and are being kept fresh in a cooler.

You'll need to ask Frukathka about those organs in question, as I didn't do that work myself.

We're out of Day-Glo Orange, but we're having a special on Hunter Safety Orange.

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

No need for cauterization, my friend.. all organs were removed posthumously and are being kept fresh in a cooler.

You'll need to ask Frukathka about those organs in question, as I didn't do that work myself.

We're out of Day-Glo Orange, but we're having a special on Hunter Safety Orange.

- Kemrain the Amused.

If they were removed posthumously how the gnomish I am supposed to ask him about his optional equipment?! Speak with Dead's a yes/no game & I don't feel like doing the whole Bigger than a Vienna Suasge, Smaller than a Keibasa game. You have a Contact Other Plane perhaps?

Hunter Safety Orange is acceptable. Have their been any bids on his eyes yet? What color are they & what's his vision (20/20 I hope).

 

[Kemrain]

If they were removed posthumously how the gnomish I am supposed to ask him about his optional equipment?! Speak with Dead's a yes/no game & I don't feel like doing the whole Bigger than a Vienna Suasge, Smaller than a Keibasa game. You have a Contact Other Plane perhaps?

Hunter Safety Orange is acceptable. Have their been any bids on his eyes yet? What color are they & what's his vision (20/20 I hope).

I say posthumously because he was dead, but he got better! He regenerated, so, you can ask him now.

No bids on his eyes yet, but they're certanly for sale...

Hey Frukathka! How were your eyes before I removed them?

- Kemrain the Pleased Frukathka's Moving so Well.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Sold to LogicsFate for $10.00 US dollars per pound! We'll work out shipping details privately.

Now auctioning off Frukathka's spleen, appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and brainstem. Do we have opening bids?

- Kemrain the Grisly Auctioneer.

I seriously doubt anyone wants my spleen, it has been used excessively to help noxious fumes eek out of some place of my body. And I have no wisdom teeth, as they were pulled back in hihg school for impacting on the rest of my teeth.

 

[Kemrain]

I seriously doubt anyone wants my spleen, it has been used excessively to help noxious fumes eek out of some place of my body. And I have no wisdom teeth, as they were pulled back in hihg school for impacting on the rest of my teeth.

Don't ask me how, but I have them anyways, Fru.

- Kemrain the Resourceful.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Don't ask me how, but I have them anyways, Fru.

- Kemrain the Resourceful.

If you insist.

 

[Remathilis]

Ain't Cloing technology wonderful...

if the clones post naked, of course.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Ain't Cloing technology wonderful...

if the clones post naked, of course.

Clones are [forced grown] naked. As are human babies.