Nun

[Thornir Alekeg]

A religious order of sisters was investigated by the IRS when it was discovered they were all driving luxury sports cars. They were cleared when it was found they were all part of a nun-profit organization.


What do you call a convent built on a chemical waste dump?

Nun-toxic

 

[jaerdaph]

STOP YOUR NUNSENSE, MISTER! WE'LL HAVE NUN OF IT!

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Deputy: Sheriff! The Sisters of the Blessed Boomstick are riding into town!

Sheriff: Holy cow! What are they doing here?

Deputy: They're gonna have a shoot out! They gotta score to settle with our local Nuns of Gunnery, you know, after that thing last week.

Sheriff: Of course, that thing last week! Drat! Well, we gotta get the ladyfolk indoors, and keep the younguns away from the windows. What time is their shoot out?

Deputy: High nun.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

HP Lovecraft wrote a story about a giant invisible woman inadvertently released from a trans-dimensional cloister by the obsessed Wilbur Whateley...

The Nunwich Horror.

 

[Relique du Madde]

This painting is so epic that I have to post the link to it just in c ase.

 

[jaerdaph]

It is at this point I will pay homage to the faculty monitor of my high school game club, Sister Anne Marie, the coolest nun ever to don a hobbit, er.. habit. She was a friend, a mentor, a kindred spirit and one heck of a DM.

And she is still sorely missed.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The sound quality is crappy, but this was the only version of this clip I could find...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nov-yGsIak&feature=related]YouTube - Nuns! Reverse![/ame]

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

nun-euclidean geometry:
the study of points; lines; and acute, right and obtuse angels.