Okay, I cannot resist . . .

[Lord Fyre]

From 12/7's 4th Edition news . . .

".. the frequency with which I could use my wand power" - the wizard has a "wand power". Presumably that could have been an orb power, or a staff power.

So, I assume that a wizard has . . .

• A "wand" power if male.
• An "orb" power if female.
• A "staff" power if overcompensating?

Hmmm?

 

[Eldragon]

*Smiling Trugluk, wielding a wand the size of a baseball bat*
Buy Fae Dust. The safe and natural way to enhance you wand.

 

[BlackMoria]

I think the humor may not be appreciated by all readers, given its overtones, so....

In before the lock.

 

[Fifth Element]

My Nan was great - she loved humour like this.

Most grandmas don't.

I wish you well.

 

[Simia Saturnalia]

The lock.

I post prior to it.

Funny, though.

 

[The_Fan]

Don't stare at her orbs! They will trap your soul!

 

[MonkeeGalore]

A "wand" power if male.
An "orb" power if female.
Hmmm?

I'm confused... How does the the wand interact with the orb?

 

[RPG_Tweaker]

I'm so conflicted...

My wizard Piccolo wields a quarterstaff.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

I'm so conflicted...

My wizard Piccolo wields a quarterstaff.

I'm so sorry. Here, try this pill/cream/device that will enlarge that to a full staff for just a few gp. Money back guarantee if you only achieve half-staff.

 

[The Little Raven]

".. the frequency with which I could use my wand power"

After using his wand power, a male becomes fatigued... uhhh... I've heard.