Second draft character -
Kanala d'Arbaso - posted in the RG.
I looked over Kanala and she looks pretty cool. I'm just wondering why the change from a family of fisherfolk to the farmer's daughter. You knew with this group what would follow right?
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion with the old farmer's daughter. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
