On my way to St Hives I met a man with seven Hives...

[Blackrat]

if i have two pennies, and i earn two more dollars, and someone steals my apple, and i give an orange to a homeless person, what colour of violin would i have to play if a train leaves chicago at 4am eastern time, and a bus leaves canada on a ferry headed to france in the winter?

27!

 

[hafrogman]

27!

Read again, my photonically challenged rat. He asked for a color.

Prague!

 

[jonesy]

Read again, my photonically challenged rat. He asked for a color.

Prague!

What color is Prague?

 

[Relique du Madde]

The same color as a unicorn in the center of a blakc hole.

 

[Blackrat]

Is it a white unicorn or a black unicorn?

Nevermind that, I calculated it again. It's 28!

 

[Relique du Madde]

I can' tell what color the unicorn was due to quantum irregularities and a polarity shift caused by the bouncing of graviton particle beams off of a defector dish.

 

[Blackrat]

Jonesy, do you mind if I steal that question for memebomb purposes?

 

[jonesy]

...defector dish.

Somebody shoots at you and it makes them defect to your side? That would certainly make Star Trek different.

Jonesy, do you mind if I steal that question for memebomb purposes?

Go right ahead.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Somebody shoots at you and it makes them defect to your side? That would certainly make Star Trek different.

How else would you get a graviton beam to have a polarity shift without dividing by zero?

 

[Dog Moon]

*Dog Moon's head explodes*