Online Stores Are Like My Ex Fiance ...

[GravyFingerz]

Sure, the prices are lower, and they keep offering me deals like "save $5 on your next toy or game purchase", and they keep sending me emails about stuff I might like to buy.

But really, I don't really want anything to do with them, and the fact that they keep emailing me, is making uncomfortable.

I just wanna fool around with a local girl (read: store). Sure, it's a little more expensive, but I really like looking at her, and I don't have to wait to visit before I get to see the goods, if-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I-think-you-do.

 

[Filcher]

Online Stores Are Like Talath's Ex Fiance ...

... I love them for what they do well, and then send their emails into the junk folder.

 

[Nifft]

Online Stores Are Like Talath's Ex Fiance ...

They can take down a leopard with a dagger and a grin, and they have amputated one breast to perfect their archery.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Filcher]

Online Stores Are Like Talath's Ex-Fiance ...

You regret it the entire time, but the price is right.

 

[GravyFingerz]

Online Stores Are Like Talath's Ex-Fiance ...

You regret it the entire time, but the price is right.

You sir, have won the internet.

 

[GravyFingerz]

Online Stores Are Like Talath's Ex-Fiance ...

They are distant, sterile, and cheap.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Online stores are like Talath's Ex-Fiance ...

I can use them naked in bed, and there's never any real commitment.

 

[Deset Gled]

Online stores are like Talath's Ex-Fiance ...

Only safe to use if you have the proper layer of protection.