I feel my DM ego shrivelling...
A stick figure from a comic-strip ties or out-performs 90% of all the villains I have ever created in all my years of gaming. Bravo! I love Tarquin!
Tarquin is awesome. Just imagine the angst that Nale must feel because he can never live up to his father's standards. Nale is just brutal thug next to Tarquin.
Will you please refrain from casting crushing despair on the general public?Really, we should all be holding our campaigns to this sort of standard.
Really, we should all be holding our campaigns to this sort of standard.
Good writing is good writing, however this scene would not have worked in an actual game.
GM: Tarkin turns his back to you and walks up to a stool holding a tray of wine.
Elan's player: Attack of Opportunity.
GM: WHAT?!?!?
Elan: He's walked out of my threat range, so I attack. Since I have combat reflexes I get another attack of opportunity when he picks up his drink. Since it's a surprise attack and since he is unaware, he is flatfooted and will remain so until the end of the surprise round, which starts after I make my second attack. Oh yeah.. I'm going full attack so, that's three attacks this round (I'm assuming Elan is atleast8th level). Since I'm attacking him from behind, do I also get an attack bonus along with his being flatfooted?
It even would be worse if he Elan had rogue levels or a firearm.
would that be the nsult to the injury?then, while he is stunned, have Tarquin walk over to the wine-glass, and drink it.
would that be the nsult to the injury?

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