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considering how unhinged she got, I'm thinking instant blackguard. And Miko may be too unhinged to even know the difference. And from an earlier post talking about how much damage she can do, let's add an instant switch to blackguard for smite good or if you want to get more humorous and specific with the mechanics a 'smite everyone I think is evil or doesn't agree that my vision of the world is the only one' or to keep it short a 'smite everyone else' to make sure that 'traitor' Shojo goes down to -10 HP and stays there. Most blackguards are characterized as willingly converting to evil. Miko is going to show us that lack of sanity is just as an effective path.
 

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Holy [bleep]ing [bleep]!!!! :eek:

Rich actually went through with it. My jaw hasn't hit the floor like this for quite some time (well, outside of the stunts 24 has been pulling at any rate). Go Rich!!!

Is it Monday yet?
 

paradox42 said:
No, technically she just broke it wide open and left its shattered chunks bleeding on the floor. :)

Hold on... I didn't say that she wasn't doing things that would turn into an ex-paladin, but that's she's very strictly and inflexibly following the Paladin's Code while wearing a big set of moral blinders.

1. A paladin must be of lawful good alignment. I think it's safe to assume has been and still is, technically, Lawful Good, though her DM is likely considering changing that in the near future.

2. ...and loses all class abilities if she ever willingly commits an evil act. Thus far, Miko has never willingly commited an evil act. She has acted against good aligned characters, she has commited acts that have unwittingly furthered the evil plans of others, she has acted out of vengeange, anger and hatred, but she has not, technically, done anything evil... yet.

3. Additionally, a paladin’s code requires that she respect legitimate authority... Up until now, she has. Even now, it's highly debatable whether or not has broken this tenet by attacking Shojo. Consider: Shojo was the legitimate authority. Hinjo has refused to step up to take over. Miko is currently the highest ranking Paladin (yes, she outranks Hinjo until he takes Shojo's place). As far as Miko is concerned, with Shojo's loyalty compromised, she is the legitimate authority in Azure City.

4. ...act with honor (not lying, not cheating, not using poison, and so forth)... She's hasn't done any of the explicit examples in the strip. Some people might consider attacking a defensless old man dishonorable, but that's not what she was doing... She was executing a proven traitor.

5. ...help those in need (provided they do not use the help for evil or chaotic ends)... There any real examples of this one way or the other. The closest we come is her agreeing to help the watchtower guards with their supply problem.

6. ...and punish those who harm or threaten innocents. Such as anyone who sells out Azure City to an Evil Lich and his hobgoblin horde.

7. ...a paladin will never knowingly associate with evil characters... Like Belkar.

8. ...nor will she continue an association with someone who consistently offends her moral code. Like Lord Shojo (years of lying, at the very least, high treason at the worst) and the rest of the Order of the Stick (for a myriad of reasons).


See what I mean? She's taking it to an extreme that'll ruin her in the end, but from her (or perhaps her player's) perspective, she's still following the Code, and she is, ostensibly, doing it for the good of Azure City and the Sapphire Paladins.

I'm certainly curious to see how it turns out.
 

Kishin said:
Do we even need to rationalize this? Its a story that plays to D&D tropes. I highly doubt Rich is sitting there with character sheets and dice in front of him as he writes the comic.

Also, when supernatural powers from beyond (read: Granted Detect Evil ability) tell you someone is not evil, and you decide they are anyway....Yeah, hello Miko, Fighter Without Bonus Feats.

Detect Evil is easy to fool, so ignoring it sometimes is a good plan. But she gets FX on her successful smites and that ability is pretty much infallible.
 

I think the old guy was evil.

I mean, come on, "Convenient Morality"? This is typical villain-speak. He circumvented justice for his own expedience, he betrayed those who put trust in him, and he abused his power. Miko is serving as an agent of true divine retribution here -- he's guilty as sin for what he's done.

Now, whether or not it's *smart* to do this.....well......Miko's not the most level-headed individual...
 

Voadam said:
For the record I would not remove her paladin status. She honestly, though unreasonably, believes he is evil and I would not make take away powers over a paladin striking against what it thought was evil.

I stand by my statement. :)
 



Gez said:
Dude, he's cut in half. Saying he's not dead because his eyes aren't little X yet is like saying the police chief wasn't dead when Nale beheaded him. (And I think some people did.)
Not to continue this line of discussion, but I don't think you can say he's actually "cut in half" based on the drawing, especially with his big paunch and all this stick-figure jobbiness. The *throne* is what Miko did the most damage to.
 

Defender_X said:
considering how unhinged she got, I'm thinking instant blackguard. And Miko may be too unhinged to even know the difference. And from an earlier post talking about how much damage she can do, let's add an instant switch to blackguard for smite good or if you want to get more humorous and specific with the mechanics a 'smite everyone I think is evil or doesn't agree that my vision of the world is the only one' or to keep it short a 'smite everyone else' to make sure that 'traitor' Shojo goes down to -10 HP and stays there. Most blackguards are characterized as willingly converting to evil. Miko is going to show us that lack of sanity is just as an effective path.
Oh god, if she gets Smite Good and doesn't know she's fallen and gone blackguard it'll only reinforce her delusions.

Miko: Die, evildoer! *smites Roy*
Roy: Ow. That hurt more than I would expect.
Miko: Aha! You are evil! This proves it!

Seriously, someone should feed her to a digester.
 

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