Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Piratecat]

The Youth scowls.
Hey, you didn't answer me. Can I be Eberk or not?

The small gnome blinks a few more times. His wide face looks concerned, almost disappointed, as he checks his clipboard.

Hmmm. There are a fair amount of people ahead of you who had emailed me, and I'm disappointed that you weren't paying attention to my previous instructions. When I said, "the number of iconics we'll be filling out depends on how many remain active. As that number is currently something around 10, I don't expect to add many. I'll send an email to people when it looks likely, " I didn't mean "get pushy and demand to know immediately."I'll be frank. With twelve active iconics already, I wouldn't be adding anyone if the sponsors (cough *fierydragon* cough) didn't insist on targetting certain attractive demographics. The "demanding dwarven cleric" demographic just doesn't spend enough on anything but incense and warhammers to make Eberk's inclusion a fait accompli. He shrugs, his red robes billowing. What can I say? You'll know if you hear from our casting agent.

He leans forward. I'll tell you this, though; you've already edged out Deedlit. I mean, who brings a horse to a press conference? I mean, really. Nebin has to clean that up!

 

[Mialee]

Mialee, perhaps you'd like to discuss how stars like Devis are fitting into the team?

Do you mean "stars" in the Iconic sense? I suppose not. Well, Devis came from Iconic beginnings, but he hasn't gone far. His recent album "Inspire courage" was a big hit in Germany, but in the US it... well... it tanked. He toured supporting Enrique Inglesias for a few months, and we've got him with us again, ready to paint on those tight leather pants again. We expect he'll integrate well... after all, we've all had SOME successes in our side projects since Piratecat last stepped from behind the screen.

The Youth scowls.
Hey, you didn't answer me. Can I be Eberk or not?

Your role will be "grease stain #3". Get into position and try to go limp... this is going to hurt.

So, any other questions for the panel? I'm pleased to answer them! Yes, the little boy with the big club in the ba... security! Get him out of here!

Shameful. One day they're questing to go back home, and the next they can't bring themselves to rejoin society. I myself was approached by what's-his-face... the cavalier.. in a moment reminiscient of that part in "Galaxy Quest" where the Red Shirt tries to get into the fame.

 

[Deranged Youth]

Arg. I hate people who think they're so high and mighty. Grease stain. I just like people to be direct with me; answer me, or I leave. I may seem unpatient; I just don't like other people wasting my time.

No offense P-Cat, but I would suggest finding a new, less offensive Mialee. When I, or anyone, envisoned her, I didn't see a holier-than-thou *This Removed For Eric's Grandma*. Just because you are an "Iconic" doesn't mean you're superior.

I am disgraced, imbarassed, preturbed, irked... the list continues.

Maybe I'll make B.A.R.I. - Bothered About Rude Iconics.

Uch. People didn't get this bullying in my old Middle School.

Thanks for being civil, the rest of you, P-Kitty included. But even if I was chosen to be an Iconic, which I wouldn't anyway, I wouldn't choose to be one. If it means I have to relate to the elf (who is probably a middle-aged male in real life) on a semi-daily basis, I'd lose it. And look how I am now, with one message.

As a side question... is this the same Mialee as on the old boards? The old board Mialee seemed to be a lot nicer.

Kazak, that ale sounds good now. And I don't drink.

Ears still leaking steam, the Youth exits.

 

[Deedlit]

(Talking OOC)
Deedlit didn't bring a horse, she used a horse as a ride. It is far much easier then walking.

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Jack's cell phone rings..

Hello?

Mmm hhmmm...

I'll be right over...

Until later, Ladies and Gentlemen, duty calls.

Jack cinches tight the belt of his bath robe, and leaves.

 

[Mialee]

I just like people to be direct with me; answer me, or I leave.

So if someone DOES answer you, you hang around and whine? Look, kid, I'm Mialee, elven wizard. Yes, the same one that you remember. If you like, I'll sign your PHB, but I'll not sit around and let you sling crap at DungeonMaster like that. He's very sensitive, and may cry.

even if I was chosen to be an Iconic, which I wouldn't anyway, I wouldn't choose to be one.

Riiight. "Well, I *sniffle* d-d-didn't want to play with you guys anyway!"

No offense P-Cat, but I would suggest finding a new, less offensive Mialee.

Piratecat has some hefty clout here on the ENboards, but he's under the scrutiny of both WotC brand managers AND Fiery Dragon Productions. Besides, how else would you imagine me? Some willowy, frail barbie-type? No thanks. I'm what Women's Lib had in mind, baby.

 

[Krusk]

A tall halforc in a burgundy smoking jacket walks in, puffing on a pipe. He polishes his wire-rimmed spectacles on a paisley handkerchief, before balancing them precariously on what little there is of his nose. His hair has been tastefully pomaded and neatly brushed back.

He pulls the pipe from the corner of his mouth, and looks to the crowd with a wide toothy grin.

Good evening, everyone. I'll be playing Krusk the Barbarian tonight. I just thought I would stop by and say "hello" to all other cast members and the fans out there.

Right then, Hello.

He pulls a pocket watch out of his jacket...

Oh, for Drat and Bother!

Well now, I must be off. It wouldn't do to be late for my first curtain call, and I haven't yet had time for a proper tea. I've had a jolly time meeting you all, perhaps we can all have a nice chat once we finish up with all the ballyhoo down in that nasty bit of Vault, eh?

Krusk settles the pipe back into the corner of hiw mouth, and heads off toward the dressing rooms...

 

[NiTessine]

A gold elf wizard in green robes wanders in the room. He takes a look at the bickering people, and then walks to the red-robed gnome. He bows, states his interest on the role of an iconic, and then slips the diminutive Dungeon Master his contact information and credentials in an envelope, along with a large sum of cash.
The mage then wanders back out the way he came, disappearing in a blue flash of light as soon as he is out of the door.

 

[Deedlit]

An anime elf goes back into the room, long hair blowing behind her

Though Mialee-san is not the nicent elf around, I would like to say that she is doing an excellent job of role-playing, and although I do not like Mialee-san, that is because her character is a natural rival. Though she did seem a bit mean to those who wanted to join, she is a good player and not just annoying like Jack.

On another note, Great fantasy heroes who happen not to be DnD iconics, I have started a casting call for you on the house rules forum.

 

[Piratecat]

On another note, Great fantasy heroes who happen not to be DnD iconics, I have started a casting call for you on the house rules forum.

An excellent idea! And I'm glad you explained about the horse; now, if only it hadn't made a "regdar," as Mialee terms it, on this nice new carpet. *sigh*

I've sent an email to the poor deranged youth who stormed out a moment ago. Hopefully, all will be fine.

In any case, we have high expectations for the iconics... HIGH expectations. Exciting things await!