Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Deranged Youth]

Well, some people you can't change. Mialee, the "woman's lib," supposedly an excuse for acting like a jerk, stays the same; offensive and hurtful. It's people like this who make me want to go nuts. Moreso, that is.

And no, I don't want to "play with you guys", now that I see how you are; or at least, how Mialee is. I would wish you on my worst enemy (yes, I know how the saying goes, but I have strong enemies).

Krusk... um. Is that how he is "backstage?" I'm sure he's nicer than Mialee during his rages, though.

Edit: P-Kitty, my e-mail's down. Sorry. But, after the one after this one that I already posted, I won't post any more.

 

[Deranged Youth]

Besides, how else would you imagine me? Some willowy, frail barbie-type?

I imagined an elf, not an orc.

 

[Mialee]

Geez, I dunno about "Deranged Youth".
"Really really sensitive youth", perhaps.

Pssssssst...

MIalee whispers

Don't take things so personally!

 

[Piratecat]

It's me, and I'm wearing my Admin hat, not my "DM" hat. Stop with the gratuitous insults, please. You've taken a joke seriously, and it's time to walk away from the keyboard.

Mialee, don't force the issue either, please.

 

[Regdar]

Bah, Regdar said Bah!

Loud yells and screams echo the room as dozens of reporters are flung through the air as the mighty, yes mighty human warrior enters the room, flinging people out of the way, two nubile and well endowed women of exceptional beauty and loose fitting clothes walking beside the warrior that is Regdar.

Oaf woman! Mialee.. MaVarkith!

Bellows Regdar as Regdar brains Nebin, walking over to the Deranged Youth, a scowl on Regdars face.

Mialee may be an uppity shrew at times, but she's Regdar's and the rest of the Iconics uppity shrew. Now Regdar can almsot forgive insulting her, but you dare to challange our little robeds gnome, that Regdar cannot stand. Regdar suggests you clamp your trap little boy, before Regdar is forced to slay you, and pike you outside.

Regdar walks over, plopping down in one of the chairs behind the table, plops Regdars feet on the table and pulls the two women to his side.

Bah! Now Regdar will answer all your question, to answer Horacio, yes it is as grand as they say. Regdar is still in negotiations for the "Everybody loves Regdar," article. Regdar felt it was time Krusk got a chance to shine, since the time he was forced to dress like a woman in the last Iconic article, in the d20 special.

 

[Nebin]

Whispers to Kazak Well Mialee is doing her thing and Alhandra is being well Al lol, it looks like we have a new Krusk and as for the others who knows.

Hey did you know you're two months behind on your union dues ? Need to get a fire under your agents butt about keeping you paid up. Want to sneak out for a beer and brat ?

 

[Mialee]

smiles sweetly

 

[Alhandra]

smiles sweetly

You just keep on being your 'uppity' elf self, sister.

It's not your fault you had to deal with a "Deranged" person.
I'm telling you, back at the Academy, we would have drubbed that youth around to teach him some respect to his elders!

I thought you showed some admirable restraint, not calling out one of your patented maneuvers to have him intricately removed from the conference.

Alhandra stands by the table next to Regdar and his bimbos (Regbos?)
Regder - Imagine how he woulda looked had we unleashed Stealth Maneuver 3B on 'im, eh?
Alhandra's eyes go wide as she catches the scents emanating from Regdar's "women" - the cloying flowery scent trying to mask what's underneath.
She moves down the table a ways...

Krusk - while I of all appreciate a more civilized approach, are you sure you got the raging heart of a Barbarian?
"Show me yer war face!"

Pcat - I sure hope your not going to use badly-veiled riddles on us like that OLD DungeonMaster.
Then again, if you start balding and growing your hair long in the back, we'll have to send you to Mullets Anonymous.

 

[Darth Biere]

SW iconics for ep. II

A figure in red and black armor, with a lightsaber hanging from his belt enters the room..
I have a question for the Star Wars iconics. How was the shoot for the new corebook?
*proceeds to down a six-pack of corellian ale*

 

[Horacio]

Re: Bah, Regdar said Bah!

Bah! Now Regdar will answer all your question, to answer Horacio, yes it is as grand as they say. Regdar is still in negotiations for the "Everybody loves Regdar," article. Regdar felt it was time Krusk got a chance to shine, since the time he was forced to dress like a woman in the last Iconic article, in the d20 special.

Thanks, Mr. Regdar... I knew it was a question you won't leave without answer...