Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

Miss Mialee, would you like to comment on the appearance of Lidda as "Lidda the Vampire Slayer" and Krusk in a picture labelled "Krusk's Creek" in Dragon #293?
 

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A ruffled looking Nebin saunders in wearing a tangerine liesure suit and agruing on his cell Listen you hoser I don't care if you're Jesse Decker himself I want a full cover for my buddy Mialee for your Elf issue. You did it for Lidda and me for ours so you better do it for her or I'll make sure those pics of your boss at GenCon last year get delievered to his Boss !!

Hiya Mialee sweetie sorry I was late but being y'alls union Prez is takeing all my time, I'll be glad when we start the adventure I need the rest. O good news Lidda is back and ready to go :D and the test was negitive :D, Reggie is in the building too.

Sia I passed a large hairy being wearing ray bans looking for you in the hallway.
 

A small halfling parts his way outof the crowd, a friend of his using a spell to summon an illusion of a Lich trying to cast as one of the adventurers to bump off the other people in line.

"Sollir Furryfoot, at your service!" Sollir takes a bow and casts change self on himself to entertain the rest, "As I have mentioned earlier, I know a few people here and there which are very interested in joining your iconics adventure."

(I don't mind playing any class or race, just put me on the list :))
 

I do know that a... he checks a clipboard Mr. Haggerty is being called back for second auditions, though.

Jack looks up from his notepad, and blinks.

Well then, where and when do I...

The gnome jumps backwards, and disappears behind the table.

Hey! What the...? Where in the...?

Jack pulls out his cell phone.

Does anyone know if he has a pager or a cell phone?

Mr. Haggerty, I wish you the best of luck in your casting. I mean that. I'd like for you to see what it's like on THIS side of the PHB... predatory paparazzi, damaging rumors... welcome to the thirty-six chambers of death, kid.

Feh... Not a problem. This is just a hobby I do on the weekends, anyway.

He shoves the notebook into a jacket pocket.

You do know that Lucas has got me directing the Star Wars Iconic Adventures, right? Right now we're shooting on location down in Brazil. One of the Jedi wandered off into the jungle a month or two ago, and no one's seen him since.

And you wouldn't believe how hard it is to shoot an "Uncivilized Jungle Planet" scene with a herd of tourists from Texas taking snap shots of your aliens.

I tell you, this is the last time I use Ewoks for security guards.

Oh well.
 

I'll play any character who fits the following requirements
Race:Elf, Halfling, or Half-elf
Class:Wizard, Sorcerer, Rogue, Paladin, or Druid
Dexterity:12 or higher

Uh, right, cause we're so desperate for players that we'll let YOU set the parameters.

Darling, please.

Miss Mialee, would you like to comment on the appearance of Lidda as "Lidda the Vampire Slayer" and Krusk in a picture labelled "Krusk's Creek" in Dragon #293?

I'd be glad to. This was done as a favor to Robin D. Laws, a good friend and the writer of the article. We owed him a favor, so it wasn't a problem for anyone. Krusk felt a little embarassed, but we told him Katie Holmes would come in and give him a smooch if he sat still for the photo. I'm just glad they went with the two that they did and abandoned the "Everybody loves Regdar" schtick they almost used. Ugh.

Hiya Mialee sweetie sorry I was late but being y'alls union Prez is takeing all my time, I'll be glad when we start the adventure I need the rest. O good news Lidda is back and ready to go and the test was negitive , Reggie is in the building too.

Oh yeah? That's good. Rock on, shorty.

You do know that Lucas has got me directing the Star Wars Iconic Adventures, right?

I think you mean "JD Wiker". Lucas has other things on his mind right now, like the Howard the Duck prequels.
 

Ms. Ma'Varkith!

:: A regal looking illithid hovering above the crowd calls out to Ma'Varkith telepathically. ::

Ms. Ma'Varkith, how is Shuluth doing? Is he getting work? If he isn't, tell him I'm interested in a stunt-double for my work on the Oerthian Industrial Revolution. Do you think he would enjoy that sort of work - With the brain eating and the mass destruction and all?
 

*Vadania awakens from where she is meditating on a elm leaf.*

Oh, have we begun already? Firstly, I am not a lesbian, nature makes nothing that is so simply defined that it can be places under one of two labels. I am a child of nature itself, and as such, I find beauty in all things crafted by nature.

Secondly, any perverse rumors you have heard are nothing more than that. I consider Nissa (Alhandra's mount), Perea (my bear), and Nebin's rat to be freinds of mine, but what you suggest defies the very laws of nature I uphold. You should be ashamed of yourself.
 


The roar of the crowd

Hennet saunters into the room in tight black pants and a white flamenco shirt, which appears to be made of feathers. Inexplicably, it looks good on him.

Is there anyone currently coveting Eberk?

Well, covet may be a little strong, but he does fill out his armor well. Yes, the artist originally known as Eberk will be missed. It takes some talent to make, "Moradin does not ask a hammer to do the work of bellows," sound good but Eberk always carried it off.

Speaking of carrying things off, how about a round of applause for that Grand Dame of the Iconics, Mialee. This press conference is just what we needed after our hiatus. Well, either this or an E! "Behind the Headlines" exclusive on Piratecat's catnip troubles, but this is much less messy.
 

Thank you very much, Hennet. Regdar may be the Iconic's Iconic, but "Bah" twice a post doth not inspire confidence. Someone had to step up and take the reins of all non-greatsword related Iconic concerns.

Henn, loved you in Queen of the Damned.

That was you, right?
 

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