Open casting call for iconics- Q&A with our adoring fans

[Mialee]

Since you mentioned Bah, Mialee, does Regdar have a fixation with sheep? Was it a problem with a polymorph spell?

I'd love to say yes, but honestly he's just an oaf. Oafs say "bah", and that's that.

Please, Miss Mialee, could I join your iconic adventures?

Mialee gestures to bald man behind him

Honey, you have to hook up with one of these guys. PR men and agents keep your star rolling when there's no more SUBSTANCE to your fame to fill out. Why, over the next three years, your schedule should be chock-full of book tours, autograph rallies, special appearances... Take advantage of things now, while the fires are hot hot hot. If you wait, all you'll have to look forward to is getting your "cans" evaluated by Howard Stern after you appear in Fantasy Girls magazine because you needed that 50 gp paycheck to buy more Dust of Trouble-Forgetting.

Just stay away from my gigs. Is this clear? There's only room for one dark-haired elven vixen in this town. We'll work something out.

 

[Piratecat]

Mialee suddenly realizes that the Dungeon Master is still under the table, but is mesmerized, staring at her curly-tipped elf booties. He looks up, notices her staring at him, and jumps back on the table with an unabashed gleam in his eye.

Ahem. Where were we? Oh, yes. As I said, the number of iconics we'll be filling out depends on how many remain active. As that number is currently something around 10, I don't expect to add many. I'll send an email to people when it looks likely.

We currently have active Mialee, Lidda, Nebin, Regdar, Ma'Varkith, Devis, Hennet, Alhandra, Vadania, Kerwyn, Jozan, and Kazak. I miss anybody?

In the dungeon but not active are Krusk, Eberk, Tordek, Naull, and someone I know I'm forgetting.

Not in the dungeon at all are Ember and Soveliss.

I'm most likely to reactivate Krusk, Tordek and Eberk.

So, any other questions for the panel? I'm pleased to answer them! Yes, the little boy with the big club in the ba... security! Get him out of here!

 

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

This question is for Mialee. Can you please tell us of your rumored marriage to Meepo. Could you also respond to allegations of domination spells used against your fellow Pepsi front women Britney Spears?

 

[Nebin]

Ok Ok I'll get them or at least the best to you this weekend , Btw got OSM totay looks great.

 

[Mialee]

This question is for Mialee. Can you please tell us of your rumored marriage to Meepo. Could you also respond to allegations of domination spells used against your fellow Pepsi front women Britney Spears?

My relationship with Meepo has been nothing short of professional. We worked together on the S.C. project and got along splendidly, so we had some friendly get-togethers. We were photographed having some drinks in the Viper Room, and I believe that's where these rumors came in.

The allegations that I PURPOSELY cast Domination on Britney are just not true. I was copying a scroll when she just happened to be waving her *&^* around nearby, talking to the grips for the commercial. The scroll didn't write, and in fact went off.

Can I be blamed if she had a poor Will save?

Besides, all I made her do after that was dance around like a goon, smacking into things and looking like an ass for the amusement of others. This is how she makes her living.

 

[birdboy2000]

I didn't mean to sound that way, It's just that what I can role play well is rather limited. Looks through site and find no one I can play that isn't taken.
I would like to know where I can find the iconics boards. These adventures seem interesting, and I wish to read them.

 

[Horacio]

A question from the man with the plush dragon at the front row

Excuse me, Miss Mialee, but in the last Sigilian Chronicler they insinuate you aren't a 'normal' elf, but a half elf. As everybody knows that true elves have no body hair, and they show some photos of you that... well... contradict that assertion... some photos of the iconics in a nudist beach in Arborea (Upper Planes). Anything to say?

By the way, some female readers demand me to ask you if Redgar body attributes are... as well developped as the photos seem to show.

 

[Mialee]

Excuse me, Miss Mialee, but in the last Sigilian Chronicler they insinuate you aren't a 'normal' elf, but a half elf. As everybody knows that true elves have no body hair, and they show some photos of you that... well... contradict that assertion... some photos of the iconics in a nudist beach in Arborea (Upper Planes). Anything to say?

Yes, and "everyone knows" that halflings are tolkienesque fat little things with hairy feet.

This is third edition, people. Things have changed.

At any rate, those photos...? Photoshop. Again. I keep forgetting how easily fooled the public is.

I have no idea about the Regdar question. Ask Laurana from the Dragonlance novels. I believe that little tart may be able to fill you in.

...if you'll pardon the pun.

 

[Ma'varkith]

"This is getting rediculous. Oh, wait - he's from a city named Brest. Got it - that explains the fixation on anatomy. And hairy women..."

"Check your Player's Handbook - If you can find a reference to 'Mialee, the Half-Elf' among those that refer to 'Mialee the Elf', then you can ask your question again."

"As for the other question: You've probably heard the quip that guys who parade about in flashy, expensive, European cars are compensating for physical qualities that may be... lacking. So you tell me - what sort of weapon does Regdar wield, and how often does he talk about it?"

 

[Sia-Lan Wezz]

with a snap-hiss sound Sia-Lan is standing with her lightsaber lit...

Alas, poor Horacio... I knew him... Does he perhaps wish to retract that question?