Opportunity Rover D&D Stat Block

This was posted by Walrock Homebrew on Twitter. "Though the Opportunity rover has gone on to robot heaven, it can live on in your [D&D] game. Here's a fairly-accurate statblock for our rover friend, and a nearly plausible reason for it to exist!"

 

[Aaron L]

I like how it's Neutral Good.

 

[Mavkatzer]

It warms my heart, thinking of all its new adventures!

 

[Lancelot]

Love it, although HP should probably be 34 with an 18 Con (4d8+16)...

 

[Koloth]

Suggest the following modifications: Under Constructed Nature, add 'Requires light to operate. Can survive limited darkness but long term darkness can prove fatal.'

Add an Ability: Hibernation: when faced with unsuitable conditions, can hibernate for long periods and resume operations when conditions improve.

 

[Henry]

Part of me always kind of hoped...

https://xkcd.com/1504/

 

[Satyrn]

Part of me always kind of hoped...

https://xkcd.com/1504/

Oh dear. As some of y'all know, I'm using Borderlands 2 maps as a significant portion of my megadungeon, and if you've played the game, you know there's place called Opportunity that's full of robots.

I'm now tempted to make that the domain of this rover . . . and make the rover a Warlock patron.

 

[Von Ether]

Darn dust in this room.

 

[Grimstaff]

He was a good rover

 

[xangpow]

I have a question. Was the gnome able to repair it? What would they have to roll to fix it?