Orcs and 10'x10' Rooms

[Sixchan]

THE HEAD OF VECNA? Is that all?

When I were a lad, the only treasure you could get was the Torso of Vecna! And we didn't have all these fancy dice and paper young-uns do now! We had to make do with LARPs! And worse still, the Torso of Vecna never worked! At least, not when Frank tried it, so we tried it on John, an' that didn't work either!

 

[Wicht]

Now htis skit has just got silly. It started off with a nice little premise but now its just silly.

 

[Sixchan]

Now htis skit has just got silly. It started off with a nice little premise but now its just silly.

You do remember how to finish it, don't you?

 

[Simplicity]

You do remember how to finish it, don't you?

You try to tell the kids of today any of that...

They won't believe you.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Aye.

*settles back in his chair and carries on drinking his wine*

 

[qstor]

Wow...a 1e/2e version of Monte Cook's ORCS and Pie...with King Many Arrows guarding a pie FACTORY in a 10'x10' room!

Mike

 

[Balgus]

clevername:Nope. This has come up exactly never.

Except for when there is a pie involved...

Damn one step too late(like 3 hours...)

 

[Rel]

BAH!

Back when I was a kid, we didn't even HAVE D&D! We had to play "Cops and Robbers", using our OWN FINGERS as guns! And when you shot somebody they DIDN'T EVEN LAY DOWN AND DIE! They were always, "you didn't shoot me" and I was always, "yes I did, you ruddy little bastard!" and then they were like, "no you didn't" and then I had to stab them in the face with a tomato stake and hide their body in a storm drain! As if I had nothing better to do with my time.

Plus, we didn't get any XP for that. Dammit.

 

[Rackhir]

You do remember how to finish it, don't you?

Okay now! This is Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, EN World Bad Thread Division. We'll have no more of this silly thread discussion. It started out well enough, but now it's just gotten silly. Don't make me get the Knight with the Rubber Chicked to slap you all around!

 

[Rel]

Okay now! This is Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, EN World Bad Thread Division. We'll have no more of this silly thread discussion. It started out well enough, but now it's just gotten silly. Don't make me get the Knight with the Rubber Chicked to slap you all around!

Hey! My post was serious!

Dammit!