Order of the Stick Haley-speak

[RangerWickett]

I have learned a new language:

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript

I have deciphered what Haley's saying. Spoilers ahead.

[sblock]Treasure!*

Gone! All of it, gone! I can't believe it's all gone!

I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin' treasure.

I got vomited up! By a disgusting, acid-breathing dragon! And now it's GONE!

Not THE loot, MY loot! Mine!

Wait. Why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?

What? No! Don't you dare!

Sneak attack boot to the face!

Darn straight.

*Note that in the first word there appears to be a translation error. Literally, she says "Tr*asure!", since there is no known translation of the B sound in her language. I'd guess it's a typo, since E becomes B normally. Perhaps he turned B into an E.[/sblock]

It took a bit of research at my local branch of the Arkham Academy library, but I found the language. *grin*

 

[Turjan]

Nice find !

 

[Dog Moon]

Did you find that out yourself or check out the info on that site?

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comics;action=display;num=1132355002

A friend sent me that link which is how I knew what was being said. I didn't even think to try to figure it out. I just assumed it was jibberish and didn't waste my time. Guess I was wrong and that account...

 

[Jdvn1]

I really, really like OotS, but I'm not too big of a fan of the weird-one-sided romance bit. It always makes me thing RPG World.

Am I the only one?

 

[shilsen]

I really, really like OotS, but I'm not too big of a fan of the weird-one-sided romance bit. It always makes me thing RPG World.

Am I the only one?

Yes, yes, you are

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by Jdvn1
I really, really like OotS, but I'm not too big of a fan of the weird-one-sided romance bit. It always makes me thing RPG World.

Am I the only one?

Not any more...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Too funny!

 

[Kuld]

It reminds me of this email I got a few years back:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

It reminds me of this email I got a few years back:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

I read that in less than 30 seconds and actually understood it.

 

[Imruphel]

Likewise. I'm pretty sure that I read that as quickly as if were typed correctly. Our brains truly are amazing.