Orlandu loses to Gang Lord Meowth

Gon Shi watches the complex combination and quickly pulls out his notes....."A dagger impaling? Very violent. A raven decimating? Oooohh....that is good too. Dodging and negating? Nice defenses."

He stops, looks for a quick escape path, but finds none. The bewildered administrator pauses and cleans his glasses.

Time passes.

Gon Shi can tell the warriors are getting impatient. He sighs and explains, "Getting down to the nitty gritty, it would seem that the raven decimating utterly destroys his foe while the dagger impaling is only horrifyingly painful. And while dodging is effective, negating the attack completely is even better."

He places a second flag in front of Meowth.

"Point Meowth. Two flags Meowth. Two flags Orlandu."
 

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The crab shouts before the village; wards off the chi of the snow!

*backing away from his opponent he shouts an ogrish chant while defending against his opponent't horde of weak attacks*
 

Meowth! Meowth get Hit-mon-Top! You attack the place with your stuff, make them fear you! Reooowth!
The kama storms the mesa; removes the quickening of the rosewood!
 

Gon Shi covers his ears at Orlandu's horrific cry. "Make him stop!"

He places another flag in front of Meowth.

"Point Meowth. Three flags Meowth. Two flags Orlandu."
 

The lizard dances higher than the wetlands; dominates the cut of the comet!.

*using the sinuous lizard style he dancing a dance of death striking his opponent high*
 

Reowth! Meowth bring down big bolts of strong stuff that make BOOM noises! REoooowth! Make sure everyone in prairie can only hear meowth's thunder! Not stooopid wyrm dancing song!

The thunder drowns the prairie; silences the aggression of the wyrm!
 

Gon Shi puts a flag in front of Meowth.

"Thunder drowns much more effectively than lizards dance. The ogre sings and dances when he should be fighting."

"Point Meowth. Four flags Meowth. Two flags Orlandu."
 


Reowth?! Claw kick technique! Secret Meowth-family technique!

Meowth will do it, but not show you how, because it's secret, so I gotta hide it from eyes!
Reowth!

The claw kicks atop the badlands as it lies from the eyes; removes the kick of the rodent! *yen*
 

Gon Shi pulls out his chart and maps out the two moves. "Claws kicking? Lies from the eyes? What the heck is that? The owl sweeping is not quite so disjointed."

He puts a flag in front of Orlandu.

"Point Orlandu. Three flags Orlandu. Four flags Meowth."

He hands Orlandu 2 yen as well. "I think you dropped these."
 

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